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1.) Sammura returned and no one cared. It's handling the shitty end of a stick when the circus freaks go around the block too many times and start demanding to be treated like people. You'd think that the sex industry--especially the sleazy trick-turning whores that smell of sweaty money and gasoline like Sammura--would have some kind of grounding in basic reality. I mean, where else can you assign a dollar amount to sex appeal? And the Black Smegol still only demands about half of the going rate of pussy in this town. There's a 2x4 of crystal clear reality for you.




Yep, barely a blimp on the xpt radar, im dealing with 14 random pms from her every time i log on each less interesting then the last.

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2.) Ryan Knox has allegedly been banned, no idea why but when circus animals start... eh, just apply the theorum of #1 to Ryan too.




Talentless, Boring and lives off his grand parents. Yes ladies, hes single.

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3.) Kara Nox is apparently the new XPT ItGirl. I haven't read enough of her to know if its deserved or not but so long as she steers clear of Wanko and talent agents that go by names that sound like really horrible college ska bands, she should do all right.





eh you didn't miss a thing, like a watered down version of kami and the original kami had a grape fruit after taste to begin with.

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(The pitter-patter you hear is JRV running down the hallway in padded slippers from his 400 lbs wife's bed to defend the honor of his pretend friends. Peach chardonnay! Weee!)



YES. Jrv is no different then ac cream with the exception he does a better job hiding the crazy, but underneath it all they are the same person, delusional fanboys who believe they are above everyone else.

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7.) FreddieMac is one of the most annoying posters on this board, he's a legacy from XPT's days as a sub-ADT for uberraincoaters and he probably needs to be sterilized



I don't even know who that is.

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