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#142661 - 01/25/06 01:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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Have you run into your LAPD friends again?
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#142662 - 01/25/06 02:03 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
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#142665 - 01/26/06 12:10 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' yo old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
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#142666 - 01/26/06 08:54 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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Fuck?
No thanks Bishop, maybe later. Didn't know you made those sort of flix.
I gather by your posts about bitches vs whores and this latest excursion, you're having female dilemas.
Therefore, in the spirit of my now passed national holiday, I shall offer you some comfort.
Easy come, easy go.
Plenty more fish in the sea.
Hookers will leave after you've blown if you ask them to and you've already paid, so I hear anyway.
There you go. Seriously, the older you get, the more you realise life will always go on, no matter what.
A meteorite destroyed 99% of life on earth. Life still went on.
I failed to totally sexually satisfy a lady [it was below my 5 orgasm par] on one occasion out of about ooo, I don't know, looking in my records 65,728 1/2 times. Life went on. 
Plus Bishop, you're in porn. You're making a difference. Respect big guy. Respect.
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#142667 - 01/26/06 09:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#142668 - 01/26/06 09:41 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Slapped that turkey upside tha runway like a muthaaaaa . . . . . sheeeeit.
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#142669 - 01/30/06 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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bish-am i the only one who finds this quote so insulting it's hilarious from today's luke
"VICKY VETTE was recently voted the #1 Most Popular Woman on JasonCurious.com, for the second year in a row. Next up, she will be feature dancing at Jezebel's in Wichita, Kansas from February 9th - 11th and will be fielding offers for her first interracial scene throughout February, celebrating Black History Month , which she intends to shoot upon her next trip to Los Angeles. Interested companies should send offers to her publicist via email at jason@jasoncurious.com."
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#142670 - 02/04/06 09:18 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
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#142671 - 02/04/06 09:44 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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"VICKY VETTE was recently voted the #1 Most Popular Woman on JasonCurious.com, for the second year in a row. Next up, she will be feature dancing at Jezebel's in Wichita, Kansas from February 9th - 11th and will be fielding offers for her first interracial scene throughout February, celebrating Black History Month , which she intends to shoot upon her next trip to Los Angeles. Interested companies should send offers to her publicist via email at jason@jasoncurious.com."
If she has to have sex with Blacks during Black History Month, here's the rest of the slippery slope:
Dec 1: Sex with someone with AIDS on World AIDS Day. If Darren James goes off his cocktail, Vicky can kill two birds with one stone.
April: STD Awareness Month. I hope she chooses someone with something treatable.
June: Gay and Lesbian pride month. Actually, this one might be fun to see her do.
Hell, given that this is February it looks like she'll be doing Retards from the 14th to the 20th, then Lepers during the third week.
I liked Vicky too, but once a girl goes Leper...
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#142672 - 02/19/06 11:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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AC: Ohhh, the voices, make it stop...MAKE IT STOP!!
VOICES: AC, you must go see Christy...GO TO HER APARTMENT noooow!!!
AC: STOP, STOP goddammit....STOOOOOPPP!!!
VOICES: No AC, you must go see her, it's the only way you'll get laid...go NOOOOWWW!!!
AC: I CAN'T take it anymore. I'll go, I'll gooooo!(bauling now) 
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