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#14249 - 01/23/04 12:59 PM Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 04/30/03
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#14250 - 01/23/04 02:32 PM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 01/11/04
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Thats a fairly reasonable assessment of Assfleck and his film carrier.

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#14251 - 01/23/04 07:57 PM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 11/24/03
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Loc: the valley
ben affleck rocked in Phantoms!!!

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#14252 - 01/24/04 02:09 AM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 04/30/03
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Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Holden: Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".
Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mallfucker!

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#14253 - 01/24/04 02:11 AM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."
Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: I'm sorry this is taking you away from whatever-gay-killers-on-horses-who-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-flick you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: Oh, I'm touchy-feely? I take it you never saw Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? First, you've gotta do the safe picture. Then you do it for art. And then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
[They both take a beat and look at the camera]
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: Now that's just mean.

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#14254 - 01/24/04 02:59 AM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 237
Loc: UNPAID MODERATOR
Benny is an overrated actor who THINKS he's the new Paul Newman. Whatta laugh.
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#14255 - 01/25/04 12:59 PM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
I like Ben...

The fucker paid his dues and slept on a couch until he got his break. He's a decent actor (even those do some flops - hell I would for that kind of cash) AND he got to hose J.Lo for a while.

The only problem is... what can he possibly do for an encore???


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#14256 - 01/25/04 04:17 PM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 01/11/04
Posts: 104
He should be lynched from the nearest tree for the crapfest that was 'Gigli'.

I do envy him for getting a piece of J Lo's big sexy ass so maybe thats why I'm so down on him,I wonder if he butt fucked her?.

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#14257 - 01/25/04 06:12 PM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
Thats a great quote from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! My favorite movie Keiko.

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ben affleck rocked in Phantoms!!!


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#14258 - 01/25/04 09:04 PM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Word!

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#14259 - 01/26/04 11:14 AM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Gigli sounds like a work of art to me.

I theorize that Ben had the hots for J.Lo and used his clout to have the whole 'Gigli' film put together so he could hang with her daily for 6 months or so... just long enough for them to become romantically involved.

Other than for the pussy, why else would he (or anybody else for that matter) put his big-money career at risk with an abvious bomb.

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#14260 - 01/26/04 03:18 PM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
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Registered: 12/15/03
Posts: 92
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
Quote:

Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."
Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: I'm sorry this is taking you away from whatever-gay-killers-on-horses-who-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-flick you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: Oh, I'm touchy-feely? I take it you never saw Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? First, you've gotta do the safe picture. Then you do it for art. And then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
[They both take a beat and look at the camera]
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: Now that's just mean.





He coulda just stopped at Chasing Amy and been fine.

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#14261 - 01/26/04 10:17 PM Re: Have some fucking fun, fuck.
Steven Millan Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
That Michael Jackson NUmer Twos albulm cover is truly hilarious!!!!
LOL!!!!!

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