This phone call is the prelude to all low-rent porn. Thank goodness I am my own agent and can be selective.

Caller: Hi Gia, we'd like to know if you can work next Wednesday morning.
Gia J: Before I check my schedule, can you tell me what company this is and who I'm speaking to?
Caller: My name is Dominick.
Gia J: Um...hi, Dominick. What company are you from?
Caller: Well, we don't have a name yet.
Gia J: Hmmmn...who else is in the movie?
Caller: All the big stars. Pamela Peaks, Kat Kleavage...
GJ: Who's the director? PT Barnum?
Caller: No, he's with Vivid.
GJ: Well, I'm going to have to decline your offer. Good luck with your project.
Caller: Okay. Do you do anal?
GJ: I have to go now. My salad is burning.