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#142401 - 01/24/06 09:59 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#142404 - 01/25/06 12:07 AM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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#142405 - 01/25/06 12:32 AM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 51
Loc: Cabrini Green Projects
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Seriously, is she retarded? Every scene I've seen her in she has the vacant look of what I imagine to be some poor mentally challenged girl who's tricked into being led off to see some "free puppies" and instead ends up in some guy's basement with the football team circle jerking in her face.......
Now that's a video I'd like to see.
Oh, Jeezuz, now because a white girl has a crazy look she's been done wierded out, right?
Nope.
Look, Lisa Sparxxx makes good porn, man. Those gangbangs are nasty but whatever. You likah, you buyah.
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#142406 - 01/25/06 04:46 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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Seriously, is she retarded? Every scene I've seen her in she has the vacant look of what I imagine to be some poor mentally challenged girl who's tricked into being led off to see some "free puppies" and instead ends up in some guy's basement with the football team circle jerking in her face.......
Fuck, that's hot. Sounds like a good idea for a new JM line.
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#142407 - 01/25/06 07:26 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
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Lisa Sparxxx rules. A true cum junkie.
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#142409 - 01/26/06 08:30 AM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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#142410 - 02/13/06 12:04 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturbing.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 75
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Retarded?? I love it hahaha. You try having twenty cocks shoved down your throat and see how you look. Then again I am sure you have already tried that.
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#142411 - 02/13/06 01:56 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturbing.
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Hey Lisa i see that new years resolution of losing weight is really working out for you. What I find amazing is that people can continue to stay fat even while having sex  I guess thats what happens when all you do is novelty fucks like gangbangs, its because of that that her protein intake is higher than the actual number of carbs shes burning. Can anyone imagine someone donkey punching Lisa? This bitch weighs so much Mike Tyson couldnt knock her out. Then again he'd see the jelly rolls hanging off her and he'd pry get hungry. Hey Jeff can we seriously get Lisa to do a Donkey Punch video? Only thing I would change is that the guy would have to hit her in the head with brass knuckles. You really would be doing society a favor.
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#142415 - 02/13/06 07:05 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturbing.
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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:0) I don’t have to lose weight I am fine the way I am :0) Hell I could go to the Dr. and have it sucked out of me? Why so you will like me? I could care less what the hell you think of me. We all know you are spineless, drive a mustang . Who cares? Do you need a hug? Did dad and his friends take turns raping you? Is this why you hate yourself? Or is it the lack of your man hood?
Why is driving a mustang a bad thing? Couldn't you have said a Honda Civic or Toyota Celica?
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#142417 - 02/13/06 08:15 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturbing.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 51
Loc: Cabrini Green Projects
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Shit, Lisa's a good girl. A white trashy slutty one, yeah, but that's part of the routine. Listen, if you wanna plow your boner into a meth addict, fine. But Lisa's got some "meat on the bone." And that's a good thing.
Listen, I've seen fat women. Lisa's just chunky. So is peanut butter. I like both, that's Lisa and peanut butter, truly fat women are a waste of food. Sorry you whiteys want 'em size .0001
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#142418 - 02/13/06 08:24 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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Sorry you whiteys want 'em size .0001
Sorry Larry. I don't think it's a race issue here. I'm a black man that likes my bitches fit and trim. Give me Eva Longoria or any chick with a bubble butt and long legs any day of the week over Lisa Sparxxx.
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#142421 - 02/13/06 10:44 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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If you carved out parts of lisa's stomach and ass, there would be enough food to fill most of Africa, at least Sudan and Somalia. By the way, I drive a Cobra  I think she doesnt like Mustangs because she cant fit in one. Word of advice for the cholos on XPT, if you want to make your truck or car a lowrider just holler at Lisa, your car is guaranteed to drop 12 inches.
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#142422 - 02/13/06 11:22 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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There's a difference between thin/fit and strung out. It's very minute though, sort of like the difference between Lisa Sparxxx and the Staple Center.
And Mustang Cobras and Saleens are tough rides.
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#142426 - 02/14/06 11:57 AM
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Registered: 02/14/06
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#142428 - 02/14/06 08:52 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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What a Good Whore!!  NEXT DICK PLEASE!! She's high on Cock!  LISA SPARXX
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#142429 - 02/14/06 11:03 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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The guys on this board that would fuck Lisa Sparxxx are the kinds of guys that Howard Stern invites to join the wack pack. Theres no fuckin way possible that you guys could ever get a decent looking chick if you think Lisa Sparxxx is hot shit. I know i know bitches, but shes got a great personality....I say get the fuck outta here with that  Or you pussies are going to tell me beauty is on the inside  All I've got to say to that shit is if shes so beautiful on the inside, flip that ugly bitch inside out.
The only time Lisa should ever be on film is when the animal planet is filming some shit about whales migrating. Its pretty sad when your arms look bigger than your titties, and you have ginormous tits, I can almost hear Eddie Murphy chanting out "Hercules Hercules Hercules" right now as I type

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#142431 - 03/26/06 06:01 PM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#142432 - 03/26/06 06:08 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Kankles.
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#142435 - 03/27/06 01:29 AM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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#142436 - 03/27/06 04:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Lisa is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nice legs
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#142437 - 03/27/06 07:28 AM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 434
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Lisa is one of the most intelligent woman in porno, you can find her sexy or not but she is smart and a true SLUT and is not ashame of been one but proud. we should encourage women like her and not insult them, i just hope that in the future would be more pornstars like her that show that you do not have to be a perfect babe to be a star and that attitute is more importante than a perfect body, beside i think she is SUPER hot and would love to be her slave slut student. hot kisses, Slut Wife
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#142438 - 03/27/06 08:30 AM
Re: lisa sparxx is cross-eyed:true, funny, disturb
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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I've banged hot chix who were a dead lay, and less than attractive chix who were really into it.
I'd rather have a girl who's into than not.
I prefer my women to resemble women as well, you know with breast, hips, waist, shapely pooper.
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#142439 - 08/20/06 04:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'm sorry, i heard she killed one of her children to slit it's gullet open and stick heroin in it then sent it in a papoose on a plane flight.
child-killing drug mule, you must make enough money to get a new glass eye. die of aids if brandon hasn't infected you yet.
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