Fuck, and Goat Lawyer just took off with that rich widow he got off on a murder rap. So I guess I'll have to act as pit-stop legal pro-consul in the magma of justice!

First of all, the guy is using "her" account, if he hasn't been all along (oh, he's president and CEO! And no doubt he meets with his legion of employees in a giant meeting room around a table shaped like a big letter K, certainly not a studio apartment in Pasadena)... So I'm just going to refer to the composite pornstar I've never heard of and Baggage Carrying Gentleman as Jonna from here on out.

Second, the "Entertainment lawyer" (hint, dearie: there's no such thing. They went to the same law schools as every other Brother Ambulance Chaser, only they made up a "specialty" that they thought would get them laid) is free to do as he wishes. He's going to have a John Doe #1-#20 suit until he can get site logs, which he most likely will not be able to get, particularly given Monkey's shield of anonymity.

Third, "disclaimers don't hold up in court." Hahaha, where'd you learn that one, Jonna? Are they airing Matlock re-runs on TNT again? This site is clearly labelled satire (it's even spelled correctly now ). No disclaimer absolves a party from criminal or civil charges. However, it will be taken into consideration that the post in question appeared in a publication which was labelled as satire all along.

Fourth, I would argue that your feminine side is not only a limited purpose public figure, but would have to be roasted on a spit to be libeled.

Would you like Exhibit A?

The redirect was pretty clever, but I'm afraid you're still showing the typical hamhanded execution of the Gentleman Baggage Carrier. For instance, you forgot to put the redirect on this page, too.

Quote:

Mondays: Off
Tuesday: 2:00pm-10:00pm
Wednesday: 11:00am-9:30pm
Thursday: 2:00pm-10:00pm
Friday: 4:00pm-11:00pm
Saturday: 11:00pm-Midnight

The requested donation is $350 an hour. If you are interested in making an appointment you may call me at 626-664-1600




Don't worry about backtracking now: copies have been saved, and the evidence is in more places than you could possibly make disappear anyway.

PS: Just curious, but as CEO of Kara Nox Enterprises, is the $350/hour reflected in your financials, or was it strictly a hobby on the side like selling beanie babies at flea markets?

Now, this is really easy. Just laugh it off, and say this whole thing was stupid. Threatening legal action against people is the height of internet faggotry but it sometimes happens in the heat of the moment, so let's just move on and go back to getting the EPA to declare Sammura's vagina a Superfund clean-up site, okay?
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