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#142112 - 01/23/06 12:43 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
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She's following the techniques of her new mentors, Pamela Peaks and Echo Valley  Bottle blonde-check. Bad tan-check. Tits blown out-check. Ass growing-check. Kim is probably the least offensive of the group, mainly because she's been trying hard to make it as a "fitness model" the last few years. That and pimping ExtenZe with Ron Jeremy. I understand "fitness" to mean a good body and that overdone smile/grimace that you get taking a really big dump. Keri Windsor will sign up next.
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#142115 - 01/25/06 12:10 AM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Registered: 10/22/05
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#142116 - 01/25/06 04:52 AM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/14/06
Posts: 79
Loc: Las Vegas, NV
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Yeah, well, whatever. Kim Chambers has always seemed like a very kind soul to me, always friendly in that California Girl kind of way. In this biz, that counts for a lot. I guess I see this from a different perspective. I've met way too many girls who lack common social graces. Unfortunately, I've had to shoot some of them. Kim is one of the few women I see who smiles when she says hello, and doesn't walk into a casting call with her nose glued to to some producer's ass. I'd cast her in a heartbeat. Her boobs might be fake. But I don't think she is. There are a lot of girls with real tits but a fake persona. Which would you rather have? I also find Kim's face to be rather gentle. I saw her not that long ago, and thought she looked fine.  KN
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#142117 - 01/25/06 08:21 AM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
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She's following the techniques of her new mentors, Pamela Peaks and Echo Valley
Bottle blonde-check.
Bad tan-check.
Tits blown out-check.
Ass growing-check.
Kim is probably the least offensive of the group, mainly because she's been trying hard to make it as a "fitness model" the last few years. That and pimping ExtenZe with Ron Jeremy. I understand "fitness" to mean a good body and that overdone smile/grimace that you get taking a really big dump.
Keri Windsor will sign up next.
Even pamelas hands look fake, look at her finger , fake tan or did wankus get his check up for the year?
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i love John West fan, hes so random.
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And a lot more guys hate big fake plastic veiny bulbous monstrosities.
her tits look great to me 
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Yeah, well, whatever. Kim Chambers has always seemed like a very kind soul to me, always friendly in that California Girl kind of way. In this biz, that counts for a lot.
I guess I see this from a different perspective. I've met way too many girls who lack common social graces. Unfortunately, I've had to shoot some of them. Kim is one of the few women I see who smiles when she says hello, and doesn't walk into a casting call with her nose glued to to some producer's ass. I'd cast her in a heartbeat. Her boobs might be fake. But I don't think she is. There are a lot of girls with real tits but a fake persona.
Which would you rather have?
I also find Kim's face to be rather gentle. I saw her not that long ago, and thought she looked fine.
Aren't you the girl whos pro donkey punch and told the talent to stop whining and not do it if they don't want but allow the girls who choose to the right to do so?. Now you are talking about gentle souls and easy going personalities?. Starting to freak me out lady.
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#142119 - 01/25/06 09:15 AM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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#142126 - 01/25/06 08:46 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Registered: 07/23/04
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She looks kinda chunky in the top pic...I wonder what happened to her she used to be hot 
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#142127 - 01/25/06 09:35 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
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Kim Chambers has always seemed like a very kind soul to me, always friendly in that California Girl kind of way. In this biz, that counts for a lot.
I can appreciate that, I'm sure it will benefit her when her porn career is *ahem* behind her.
But I'm not slugging my crank to her kind soul or her California Girl personality.
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#142128 - 01/26/06 08:43 AM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Yeah, well, whatever. Kim Chambers has always seemed like a very kind soul to me, always friendly in that California Girl kind of way. In this biz, that counts for a lot.
I guess I see this from a different perspective. I've met way too many girls who lack common social graces. Unfortunately, I've had to shoot some of them. Kim is one of the few women I see who smiles when she says hello, and doesn't walk into a casting call with her nose glued to to some producer's ass. I'd cast her in a heartbeat. Her boobs might be fake. But I don't think she is. There are a lot of girls with real tits but a fake persona.
Which would you rather have?
I also find Kim's face to be rather gentle. I saw her not that long ago, and thought she looked fine.
KN
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I don't want to be all hammering you and stuff, because you've already copped it a couple of times.
But I never said she wasn't a top notch samaritan who reads to kids and takes in stray puppies.
I just said her boobs would make a lifer escapee who had five minutes before the cops came struggle to perform.
Nothing wrong with her except those boobs.
Which prompted my public service announcement about guys like small boobs [I do, small and perky ==  ] and that if you are going to get them done get them done right.
Also, as someone pointed out, if porn was about feelings, artistic merit and boxes of kleenex [not for what they're usually used for!!!] I'd rent the Bridges of Madison County.
But its not. Its about hot chicks in hot fuck action.
So, constructively, props to Kim if she's a nice girl. Good on her. I hope she does well in the biz and whatever else she feels like doing. Nice girls, well nice anyone, in my mind, I wish them nothing but the best. Honestly.
But I'd say get those busted bags out and go to a good surgeon. Much more work. Much more dinero. Much less ppl saying "Yeah, but she's a nice girl" in a condescending fashion.
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#142130 - 01/26/06 04:56 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/14/06
Posts: 79
Loc: Las Vegas, NV
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Like I said,
To each their own.
I wrote in another thread that a lot of girls end up going to really bad surgeons who do hack jobs. Some girls try to go too big, which is a mistake. Many girls are getting their implants above the pec, which always makes them look like shit. And there's aftercare that you do yourself, to ensure that your boobs don't harden. They should also be replaced after a certain amount of time, because gravity works on the whole tit, not just the original tissue.
When I saw Kim Chambers last, she wasn't naked. She does look like she works out quite a bit. Unfortunately, when a girl works out she loses her tits. That's why I had mine done, but I only went up a cup size and they went under my pecs. Anyway, they don't look particularly good in that photo, and it's a shame. But if she didn't get them, she might not have anything at all, which is also not very flattering. It may be that she's stuck between a rock and a hard place.
As far as her being on steroids, I doubt it. She carries body fat in the normal spots. Steroid users generally have little, to no bodyfat.
All the same, there are a lot of very fake girls in this business with real tits, and they can be a fucking nightmare on set. How that translates to you wankers out there is out of my control. All I know is that I'll hire a girl who shows up on time, isn't strung out, and who has a good attitude before I get someone on set who doesn't shut up about how perfect she is, and who wants to make sure she's not on set for too long so she can make it back home in time for her Meth fix.
It's a matter of perspective. I tend to prefer girls with cheerleader chests (perky tits), but I cast according to overall sex appeal, and attitude. That sometimes means casting a girl with bad fake boobs, or noses that have been in the shop more often than Michael Jackson's. What kills a scene for me (when I'm watching porn) isn't the tits, it's the energy. If a girl has no energy, I don't care how perfect she is; the scene is going to stall out and die.
KN
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#142131 - 01/27/06 11:43 AM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Like I said,
To each their own.
I wrote in another thread that a lot of girls end up going to really bad surgeons who do hack jobs. Some girls try to go too big, which is a mistake. Many girls are getting their implants above the pec, which always makes them look like shit. And there's aftercare that you do yourself, to ensure that your boobs don't harden. They should also be replaced after a certain amount of time, because gravity works on the whole tit, not just the original tissue.
When I saw Kim Chambers last, she wasn't naked. She does look like she works out quite a bit. Unfortunately, when a girl works out she loses her tits. That's why I had mine done, but I only went up a cup size and they went under my pecs. Anyway, they don't look particularly good in that photo, and it's a shame. But if she didn't get them, she might not have anything at all, which is also not very flattering. It may be that she's stuck between a rock and a hard place.
As far as her being on steroids, I doubt it. She carries body fat in the normal spots. Steroid users generally have little, to no bodyfat.
All the same, there are a lot of very fake girls in this business with real tits, and they can be a fucking nightmare on set. How that translates to you wankers out there is out of my control. All I know is that I'll hire a girl who shows up on time, isn't strung out, and who has a good attitude before I get someone on set who doesn't shut up about how perfect she is, and who wants to make sure she's not on set for too long so she can make it back home in time for her Meth fix.
It's a matter of perspective. I tend to prefer girls with cheerleader chests (perky tits), but I cast according to overall sex appeal, and attitude. That sometimes means casting a girl with bad fake boobs, or noses that have been in the shop more often than Michael Jackson's. What kills a scene for me (when I'm watching porn) isn't the tits, it's the energy. If a girl has no energy, I don't care how perfect she is; the scene is going to stall out and die.
KN
This is total bullshit, i can tell you for a fact she was on the juice from 03 to late 04. You know this kara.
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#142132 - 01/27/06 12:51 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/14/06
Posts: 79
Loc: Las Vegas, NV
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No I don't know this. I don't know her personally, just in passing. And I'm not going to pass judgement if she has taken them. This industry is filled with Meth, Coke, and every other type of drug imaginable. Girls do Meth in part to stay thin. Girls are taking massive amounts of diuretcs to keep off the water. And I've seen bulimia, and anorexia. This is what's sad. I know I fight my weight all the time. Thanks to an underactive thyroid, a case of Acid Reflux Disease, and stress, I'm still not where I want to be. But I'm not going to run out and put my body at risk for parts. That doesn't mean I haven't been tempted, though. And I think I can understand what the other women are going through, too.
The guys have their own set of problems. There's an abundance of steroids being used among the guy talent, as well. When I'm on set with a guy with no bodyfat, with tiny nuts, whose sweat is like jelly, and who cums in tiny squirts, it's no secret to me what he's doing. I was an athlete all through high school, and even into college. These aren't mystery symptoms.
It comes from the pressure to look a certain way in order to get work. And that isn't bullshit.
KN
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#142133 - 01/27/06 01:23 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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No I don't know this. I don't know her personally, just in passing. And I'm not going to pass judgement if she has taken them. This industry is filled with Meth, Coke, and every other type of drug imaginable. Girls do Meth in part to stay thin. Girls are taking massive amounts of diuretcs to keep off the water. And I've seen bulimia, and anorexia. This is what's sad. I know I fight my weight all the time. Thanks to an underactive thyroid, a case of Acid Reflux Disease, and stress, I'm still not where I want to be. But I'm not going to run out and put my body at risk for parts. That doesn't mean I haven't been tempted, though. And I think I can understand what the other women are going through, too.
The guys have their own set of problems. There's an abundance of steroids being used among the guy talent, as well. When I'm on set with a guy with no bodyfat, with tiny nuts, whose sweat is like jelly, and who cums in tiny squirts, it's no secret to me what he's doing. I was an athlete all through high school, and even into college. These aren't mystery symptoms.
It comes from the pressure to look a certain way in order to get work. And that isn't bullshit.
KN
Okay so if i said i know of this person who has helped mask certain porn stars addictions from directors, you wouldn't know who im talking about, would you?.
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#142140 - 01/27/06 11:09 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/15/05
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Kim Chambers doesn't do porn for money, per se. The bitch is a genuine freak.... and a worse picture of her couldn't have been posted here on this thread.
Seems like someone has some issues with her.
Where the fuck else are you going to find a figure-fitness competitor of her caliber who is willing to get down and dirty for our viewing pleasure. If you don't like it, don't watch it/Look at it.
Pretty fucking simple, no?
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#142141 - 01/27/06 11:11 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
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Kim Chambers doesn't do porn for money, per se. The bitch is a genuine freak.... and a worse picture of her couldn't have been posted here on this thread.
Seems like someone has some issues with her.
Where the fuck else are you going to find a figure-fitness competitor of her caliber who is willing to get down and dirty for our viewing pleasure. If you don't like it, don't watch it/Look at it.
Pretty fucking simple, no?
The now-retired Jenna Z, Rachael Aziani, Amanda Lexx, want any more names?
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#142144 - 01/28/06 08:42 AM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Huh? What the fuck is this all about? I've never covered for anyone. You've got me confused with someone else again. I don't even know anyone named Chasey. Are you sure you're not thinking of Ryan Knox? Or someone else with this last name? I try very hard not to get involved with others' affairs. I have my own to deal with.
"Uppity"? Yeah, sure, that's me.
KN
Nope its you, i answered it in the pm you sent me. I'll wait to see what you have to say first before i make any more details public.
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Ahhh, thanks Monkey! When people recognise the "stunt cock" you know you have ARRIVED!
Now ..... if I could just get Gia Jordan to work with me!
*sigh*
 . Kinda defeats the purpose of porn fantasy when you have to fuck your girlfriend (at the time)  , you know gias sorta black, right?
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Kim Chambers doesn't do porn for money, per se. The bitch is a genuine freak.... and a worse picture of her couldn't have been posted here on this thread.
Seems like someone has some issues with her.
Where the fuck else are you going to find a figure-fitness competitor of her caliber who is willing to get down and dirty for our viewing pleasure. If you don't like it, don't watch it/Look at it.
Pretty fucking simple, no?
kim chambers' green lantern
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#142148 - 01/28/06 11:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I sent you a message back. For the record, I've never met Chasey Lain, so I have no idea where this comes from. Secondly, this is the second time you've gotten information about me wrong. Whoever your source is, he/she obviously doesn't know me very well and is just making things up. That's typical in an industry that thrives on gossip, and fantasy.
The closest contact I've had with Chasey Lain is watching her in a Ninn production from about eight years ago. Anyone who says otherwise is delusional. And anyone who says I'm covering for anyone's addiction is living in a fantasy world. My closest friends aren't in the porn industry, and I don't keep a very close relationship with anyone on the inside.
Sorry. It's bunk.
KN
Look, im not saying if its right or wrong, im just saying its true. Theres 3 directors that all claim you promised them chasey was clean and eager to work, instead of being a complete junked out flake which is what she was at that stage. its cool, i understand shes a friend of yours but you have to separate that from the business, it costs people time and money. Thats all im saying. Keep it real.
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Yeeeees,you have got to love the monkey.
Thanks jeff, nice to be appreciated, started to wonder if you needed a wheelchair or horrible irish chest tattoos to be in vogue here.
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Yeah true, Monkey! BUT ... I needed a way to break into porn! Kim is a 12 year veteran and SHE was my free pass! She introduced me to all the companies
Sounds like it was a loving relationship
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AND ........ I don't have a HUGE Broccolli tattooo on my chest like Ryan Knox to get me a free pass into porn!!!
Ohh no you didn't. You have just opened yourself up to a world of pure hardcore wit and originality that xpt couldn't handle before let alone with this potential feud.
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What? No way? She looks Persian/exotic to me? And very sexy!
Besides, I LOVE her attitude .... Gia please educate us on your heritage.
Shes not white i know that.
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#142150 - 01/29/06 12:49 AM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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you know Gia's sorta black, right?
What? No way? She looks Persian/exotic to me? And very sexy!
Besides, I LOVE her attitude .... Gia please educate us on your heritage.
Sincerely, Grant Michael's.
I am Pakistani, English, and Italian. Contrary to popular belief, I am not Hispanic even though I've been in a few Latin themed porn movies such as Teen Latin Dolls. It's just that I fit the bill that day because I had dark hair and dark skin and while two guys were trading off on my young, tight insides, I said, "Aye, Papi" at the appropriate times.
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#142152 - 01/29/06 07:47 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Well heres the pm i got today, Quote:
From: karanox
Monkey,
This is Kara Nox's husband. She doesn't know Chasey Lain. Neither of us do. I would strongly advise retracting your statements, as they constitute Libel and put you at great risk of a law suit. You can't make false allegations against someone that potentially damage their careers. Since you are neither a politician nor a journalist, you are not shielded by any exemptions. We will therefore be contacting our attorney on Monday to begin legal action against you.
If this is done, your identity will be made public, and all your comments and posts regarding other talent will be brought into court as proof. All your allegations not only about Kara, but other talent, will be brought to bear upon you. It is quite likely that our attorney will contact the other talent to see that your penalties are increased.
So be warned, Monkey, that you can not spread lies of any kind that may damage the reputation of a performer, or director. It's called defamation of character, or Libel under the legal terms. And the burden of proof would be on you to disclose the names of the directors with whom you allegedly spoke regarding Kara's involvement with Chasey. If these directors are lying to defame Kara, then they are guilty of Slander.
Gossip is fun when you're in Junior High. But in the adult world, it can get you sued when it's a lie.
For the last time, Kara never has had, nor has any contact with Chasey Lain. Retract your statements, or be prepared to be sued and your life destroyed. I'm vicious with this. I'm the owner of our company.
Is that real enough for you?
John Nox
CEO
Black Wing Arts, LLC
Now I was willing to retract the statements based on the fact he said it could hurt his business, now thats something I do not wish on anyone. So even though i stand by my sources I was still willing to offer a retraction, but after offering that i got this.
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Disclaimers do not hold up in court, especially when a law is broken, such as Libel. I think you should be made aware of that. We have a very powerful Entertainment attorney in West LA, and we've already shipped him off an email about this. We'll be speaking with him tomorrow.
KN
After that I said fuck it. The cage not only has a disclaimer, they essentially run a pimp joint and im certain that perjury is considered a far greater offense. All the details on this account and the email address connected to it aren't mine and I log in at public places only, ive logged into xxpt from 5 countries around the world, you want to chase a ghost, be my guest, but im sticking by my sources and the statement. Monkey.
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#142153 - 01/29/06 07:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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so can we assume kara=john all this time? creepy, when you think about all of it, this is the new nicole brazzle posting as courtney simpson and a fake dead marine.
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#142154 - 01/29/06 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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So, Kara, let me get this straight. You're suing a guy named "Smelly Monkey" on a porn board, because he accused you of knowing some washed-up drug addicted skank? You should be lucky that he didn't accuse you of being a drug addict, or worse, out you on being a woman beater like he did to poor Chico T. He hasn't been laid since. And surely, it has effected his career as an agent. A few posts ago Monkey said I was half-black (not like that's a bad thing), and you don't see me running to my attorney.
If you don't want people accusing you of knowing drug addicts, you are in the wrong business. I would really like to see these accusations stand up in court, if you can even find the Monkey. You should be spending your time buying next year's AVN tickets online, which by the way were free to actual performers all along. Besides, if you're really worried about your reputation in this business you should try not to be seen with nobodies/"but she's a really nice person" like Summer Haze.
Edited by TonyMalice (01/30/06 01:20 AM)
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#142155 - 01/29/06 08:49 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
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A few posts ago he accused me of being half black, and you don't see me running to my attorney.
True, being half black is definitely worse than knowing Chasey Lain. At least if you know Chasey Lain, you can still drink from the whites-only water fountain or rent an apartment without a $10,000 security deposit.
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If you don't want people accusing you of knowing drug addicts, you are in the wrong business.
All you white folks are on drugs.  I saw Party Monster. I love Macaulay Culkin. I'm glad he got Best New Starlet instead of that ass-kissing porker Sunny Lane.
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#142156 - 01/29/06 10:42 PM
Re: Kim Chambers Man Jaw
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Registered: 02/12/04
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Fuck, and Goat Lawyer just took off with that rich widow he got off on a murder rap. So I guess I'll have to act as pit-stop legal pro-consul in the magma of justice!
First of all, the guy is using "her" account, if he hasn't been all along (oh, he's president and CEO! And no doubt he meets with his legion of employees in a giant meeting room around a table shaped like a big letter K, certainly not a studio apartment in Pasadena)... So I'm just going to refer to the composite pornstar I've never heard of and Baggage Carrying Gentleman as Jonna from here on out.
Second, the "Entertainment lawyer" (hint, dearie: there's no such thing. They went to the same law schools as every other Brother Ambulance Chaser, only they made up a "specialty" that they thought would get them laid) is free to do as he wishes. He's going to have a John Doe #1-#20 suit until he can get site logs, which he most likely will not be able to get, particularly given Monkey's shield of anonymity.
Third, "disclaimers don't hold up in court." Hahaha, where'd you learn that one, Jonna? Are they airing Matlock re-runs on TNT again? This site is clearly labelled satire (it's even spelled correctly now ). No disclaimer absolves a party from criminal or civil charges. However, it will be taken into consideration that the post in question appeared in a publication which was labelled as satire all along.
Fourth, I would argue that your feminine side is not only a limited purpose public figure, but would have to be roasted on a spit to be libeled.
Would you like Exhibit A?
The redirect was pretty clever, but I'm afraid you're still showing the typical hamhanded execution of the Gentleman Baggage Carrier. For instance, you forgot to put the redirect on this page, too.
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PS: Just curious, but as CEO of Kara Nox Enterprises, is the $350/hour reflected in your financials, or was it strictly a hobby on the side like selling beanie babies at flea markets?
Now, this is really easy. Just laugh it off, and say this whole thing was stupid. Threatening legal action against people is the height of internet faggotry but it sometimes happens in the heat of the moment, so let's just move on and go back to getting the EPA to declare Sammura's vagina a Superfund clean-up site, okay?
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#142160 - 01/30/06 06:23 AM
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Damn Arab, are you ever going to let one of these things get to court?
My lawyer does the same thing- Collects and keeps the retainer-trial or not. Seems fair enough to me.
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, only thing hotter would've been if one of her bolt ons pop out of her chest alien style. Id still fuck current chambers, id try to make her laugh while fucking her to see what it feels like for her buff cervical muscles to crush my penis. 
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