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True, being half black is definitely worse than knowing Chasey Lain.

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so can we assume kara=john all this time? creepy, when you think about all of it, this is the new nicole brazzle posting as courtney simpson and a fake dead marine.

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So, Kara, let me get this straight. You're suing a guy named "Smelly Monkey" on a porn board, because he accused you of knowing some washed-up drug addicted skank?

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Put yourself in the judge's shoes for just a minute, on the monkey's side you see this.



Then he looks over at kara's side and see this.



I mean how long do you give it before its thrown out?.

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Fuck, and Goat Lawyer just took off with that rich widow he got off on a murder rap. So I guess I'll have to act as pit-stop legal pro-consul in the magma of justice!

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No problem, I have his contact number in vanuatu. i already reached out to him today and he said if it goes any further he is more then happy to fly back and represent me. 86-0 including 3-0 while representing the monkey. ive just heard kara has employed the same lawyer lex did for his case against me, We all know how that turned out and his record of 4-37 isn't that impressive including losing the people vs robert blake case. Since then he has developed an addiction to pain killers to add to his pre existing booze problem. Its going to be a struggle for her representation to make it to the court house let alone represent her to the best of his abilities.

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First of all, the guy is using "her" account, if he hasn't been all along (oh, he's president and CEO! And no doubt he meets with his legion of employees in a giant meeting room around a table shaped like a big letter K, certainly not a studio apartment in Pasadena)... So I'm just going to refer to the composite pornstar I've never heard of and Baggage Carrying Gentleman as Jonna from here on out.

Second, the "Entertainment lawyer" (hint, dearie: there's no such thing. They went to the same law schools as every other Brother Ambulance Chaser, only they made up a "specialty" that they thought would get them laid) is free to do as he wishes. He's going to have a John Doe #1-#20 suit until he can get site logs, which he most likely will not be able to get, particularly given Monkey's shield of anonymity.

Third, "disclaimers don't hold up in court." Hahaha, where'd you learn that one, Jonna? Are they airing Matlock re-runs on TNT again? This site is clearly labelled satire (it's even spelled correctly now ). No disclaimer absolves a party from criminal or civil charges. However, it will be taken into consideration that the post in question appeared in a publication which was labelled as satire all along.

Fourth, I would argue that your feminine side is not only a limited purpose public figure, but would have to be roasted on a spit to be libeled.

Would you like Exhibit A?

The redirect was pretty clever, but I'm afraid you're still showing the typical hamhanded execution of the Gentleman Baggage Carrier. For instance, you forgot to put the redirect on this page, too.


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Don't worry about backtracking now: copies have been saved, and the evidence is in more places than you could possibly make disappear anyway.

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PS: Just curious, but as CEO of Kara Nox Enterprises, is the $350/hour reflected in your financials, or was it strictly a hobby on the side like selling beanie babies at flea markets?

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This new technology frightens me. Chasey frightens me. I'm just a caveman.



John, you left this out of your signature CEO/suitcase pimp. I was just starting to like Kara and then she pulls this out of her ass.

(the board) (kara)

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I thought she had potential among us at first, but then it unraveled like an old sweater with every post. Then suing Monkey took the cake which reaffirmed that it's always the whores that yip and yap about how smart they are, that are actually the stupid ones.

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you're now on my myspace heroes right next to my mother

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I thought she had potential among us at first, but then it unraveled like an old sweater with every post. Then suing Monkey took the cake which reaffirmed that it's always the whores that yip and yap about how smart they are, that are actually the stupid ones.

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Nope i knew from the get go, it was brazzle redux.





This is actually the father of kara's lawyer. Do you remember in the godfather part two when the guy pacino tried to whack was willing to testify against him and pacino walks into the court room with his brother and he has the look of horror on his face and all of a sudden decides not to rat on him, im hoping for the same kind of reaction when he turns around to see his father sitting behind me.

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I thought she had potential among us at first, but then it unraveled like an old sweater with every post. Then suing Monkey took the cake which reaffirmed that it's always the whores that yip and yap about how smart they are, that are actually the stupid ones.

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I had no idea who she was. Then I remembered: this strident enemy of the Donkey Punch but emerging power in the adult industry was captured by Luke on the set of one of those godawful Rob Spallone movies.



I wish JohnRa would post here again. I'm eager to get inside the mind of a suitcase pimp and know what it's like to set appointments for your wife to meet johns. I know that for me, during my formitive years, it was a hard choice between career paths--either law practice, politics, or turning my woman out to the horny population of the Greater Pasadena area. It's good to have goals, it's been my lifelong dream and I'm tortured by thoughts of what could have been.

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I thought she had potential among us at first, but then it unraveled like an old sweater with every post. Then suing Monkey took the cake which reaffirmed that it's always the whores that yip and yap about how smart they are, that are actually the stupid ones.

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I had no idea who she was. Then I remembered: this strident enemy of the Donkey Punch but emerging power in the adult industry was captured by Luke on the set of one of those godawful Rob Spallone movies.



I wish JohnRa would post here again. I'm eager to get inside the mind of a suitcase pimp and know what it's like to set appointments for your wife to meet johns. I know that for me, during my formitive years, it was a hard choice between career paths--either law practice, politics, or turning my woman out to the horny population of the Greater Pasadena area. It's good to have goals, it's been my lifelong dream and I'm tortured by thoughts of what could have been.

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god shes hideous, she looks like she pushing mid 40s and she needs to tuck that stomach away, do a crunch or two. Shows the high quality girls that spallone demands on his sets, he will only shoot the best that $150 will buy.


BTW: Word on the street is that john has put out a contract on my life, (yes as smelly monkey). So if you see this image followed by found dead on the news or in the newspaper then you know where to direct the authorities.