I don't know which is worse: being married to Scott Lyons or leaving him for Kenny Knoll.
In case anyone has not had the misfortune of encountering Kenny, I will describe him to a tee. He is a fat, Asian, no-talent, annoying, fucking loser that makes very low-rent websites for even lower rent whores.
Personally, I hope that Scott and Brandi can reconcile before they have to start dividing their assets.