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I gave the kid its first facial




In about 20 years time some dude is going to come up to you, extend his index finger, and begin sharply, rhythmicly and repeatedly poking you in the head.

"How the fuck do you like it?" he will say.




Q: What's the best thing about sex with a pregnant woman?


A: Getting head off the foetus.
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Can someone reactivate me please. I vote my deactivation as the lamest ever. You know its right. Do it, do it do it.