There was a 2 hour wait for lanes at Lucky Strike in Hollywood, so Ashley took us to some other bar first. She tells a guy in a wheelchair to run everyone over. He seemed really shy until he left his urine bottle on the ground.

Kimberly Kane makes bowling look hot. She and Malice later discuss The Big Lebowski as Ashley tells me I can't take her picture because it's not in her contract unless Jenner's cock is in her ass.


I hate bowling and how you have to wear community shoes. Then you have to touch balls that have already been touched all night. Anywayz, Ashley and I wear size 7 and Kimberly wears an 8. And our bar tab was $200 because it was a trendy hipster bowling alley.


Kimberly Kane has a nice ass.

Here I am in Ashley's bedroom. Yes, she knows I'm there. I didn't pull an AC Cream.