*in an effort to make it more clear to people on this board what is true opinion and what is sarcasm, please let me preface this post by saying it is very tongue in cheek and meant to be taken with a sense of humor also....for the record it was written by a white male, aged 25, heterosexual, ok here goes....
You know you fucking porn company trendsetter fucks, are you out to royally screw us or what man?? Not only do I gotta pay for every fucking thing with you assholes but even after I give you my hard earned money I gotta deal with the ramifications of watching your god damn movies in front of mixed company! You ask me which do I prefer double vag or double anal, how about neither.....
So I got this girl at the place the other night we are hanging out things are great, it's lookingto be a for sure thing wrapped up. She asks about how my porn collection comapres to other guys and I say its probably better than a few fellows, and that besides the typical hardcore mags I also have some stuff on the computer, she asks to see some, ok no harm there right? so we breeze through the typical porno bloopers that you show the girl to warm her up, past the girls gone wild stuff you know she's done herself 1,001 times anyway, to the girl on girl filthy talk dildo scene in the tub, blah blah and then she asks to see some real dirty stuff, so I whip out some scene with Belladonna taking 2 poles up the bad place at the same time, so the girl freaks you assume? absolutely, yet not in the wheres my shit im getting out of here you creep way...in the matter of 10 minutes this girl has called her best friend, her sister, and 2 other girlfriends, telling them they have to see this shit she's watching that they won't believe their eyes!! So in the coming hour or so now my place has these chicks in it all in amazement that girls can fit 2 cocks up the ass at the same time and not be screaming bloody murder. Eventually they all leave except the first girl we do our thing, say goodnight and I leave it at that, now the aftermath is she has me e-sending this video to her and shes passing it around to every fuckin broad she knows all of them saying they are gonna try it! So that's just fucking great now from one harmless video i have 5-10 "normal" bitches wanting to take 2 in the pooper, and they are all looking for help and potential partners!
So thanks to you porn trend setting assholes I am left with many unenviable choices! #1 everytime i wanna bang a bitch now i gotta bring a god damn buddy and we have to do our thing together in the same spot to please this whore? I think not! all of you male fuckers on this board wouldnt even share a god damn shower with another man, and last time i looked a shower was a lot bigger than some broads fuckholes! (Christy Canyon excluded) #2 walk around with me everywhere with a dildo of equal size to my cock to give her the thrill of dubpen without having a homosexual experience....YEA CAUSE A DUDE WALKING AROUND WITH A PINK JELLY DILDO IN HIS POCKET DON'T LOOK FAIRY RIGHT?? #3 plan a field trip for all these broads to that dick cheese Ben Affleck's movie paycheck and hope that all their memories get erased during the flick and they can't remember that they want double vag or anal. or #4. Find some new skanks to hang with
Guys do yourselves a favor when you show a gal some hardcore stuff show her gag factor, or some slap happy scenes or stuff from meatholes or pissmops, it's much more fun to degrade them then to have to ride through a tunnel with your cock piggy backed to your buds!!
Ok so part of this story is true. I did show the girl, she did tell her friends and we had a good time together. As far as I know none of them have mentioned wanting to try dubvag or dubanal to each other or me. But if these girls catch on and get into the porn trends like many normal girls have lately' I mean how many girls knew what the fuck bukkake meant 3 years ago, not many! It could be a dark day ahead for us. To all the porn trend setting directors, companies and what not, stick to the really degrading shit for the female and not the males!! spit on her face, throat fuck and gag her make her toss up her lunch then wash her down with cum and piss, stop with all the sensitive we are here for the girls pleasure quadruple penetration shit!
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