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#141802 - 01/21/06 11:21 AM
Ryan + Sammura - A match made in heaven?
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#141803 - 01/21/06 11:36 AM
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yeah ok whatever nigga.
I didnt see you giving a brotha some love up in his birthday thread. What the dealio biff?
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#141804 - 01/21/06 01:31 PM
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Biff, I've seen that trick you've got pictured in your sig before but I can't remember where or what it is she does, other than get nekkid. She's not the ideepthroat chica, damn, I just can't figure it out.
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#141805 - 01/21/06 08:46 PM
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yeah ok whatever nigga.
I didnt see you giving a brotha some love up in his birthday thread. What the dealio biff?
My bad, holmes. I didn't know I was in your crew. Big ups on ya burfday.
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Biff, I've seen that trick you've got pictured in your sig before but I can't remember where or what it is she does, other than get nekkid. She's not the ideepthroat chica, damn, I just can't figure it out.
That trick is supposedly Garfield's girlfriend. To me she's still too feminine for him. It's turned upside down as a salute to bishop.
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#141806 - 01/21/06 09:07 PM
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yeah ok whatever nigga.
I didnt see you giving a brotha some love up in his birthday thread. What the dealio biff?
My bad, holmes. I didn't know I was in your crew. Big ups on ya burfday.
what you mean in my crew? Nigga you part of the xpt. WE all familia up in this piece!
I got love for all the xpt! Beleive that! When i mean all i mean all including the pimps, hoes, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark ass tricks, trick ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-skags, and scallywopps.
aight a nigga off to go get drunk! its my birthday!
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#141807 - 01/21/06 10:36 PM
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That trick is supposedly Garfield's girlfriend. To me she's still too feminine for him. It's turned upside down as a salute to bishop.
I meant the one at the bottom of your post that has "I heart Biff" on 'er, (photoshopped?). I know someone else has mentioned her already, and I just can't figure out where I've seen her before.
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#141808 - 01/21/06 11:01 PM
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what you mean in my crew? Nigga you part of the xpt. WE all familia up in this piece!
I got love for all the xpt! Beleive that! When i mean all i mean all including the pimps, hoes, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark ass tricks, trick ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-skags, and scallywopps.
aight a nigga off to go get drunk! its my birthday!
 Have a good one.
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I meant the one at the bottom of your post that has "I heart Biff" on 'er, (photoshopped?). I know someone else has mentioned her already, and I just can't figure out where I've seen her before.
Damn, excuse my brainfarting. I got that from another board. I think it was thatsfuckedup.com. I have no clue who she is though.
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#141809 - 01/22/06 09:53 AM
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When Ryan's explosive semen hits sammura radioactive vagina the result will be cataclysmic. I guessing around 50 kilotons nominal yield. Enough to carve the heart out of the San Fernando Valley. 
God willing Vivid HQ will close to the ground zero.
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#141810 - 01/22/06 09:55 AM
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I see the face of Oscar the Grouch in that mushroom cloud.
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#141811 - 01/22/06 10:35 AM
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I see the face of Oscar the Grouch in that mushroom cloud.
I thought the LSD talk was in a different thread. 
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#141812 - 01/22/06 10:47 AM
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yeah ok whatever nigga.
I didnt see you giving a brotha some love up in his birthday thread. What the dealio biff?
My bad, holmes. I didn't know I was in your crew. Big ups on ya burfday.
what you mean in my crew? Nigga you part of the xpt. WE all familia up in this piece!
I got love for all the xpt! Beleive that! When i mean all i mean all including the pimps, hoes, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark ass tricks, trick ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-skags, and scallywopps.
aight a nigga off to go get drunk! its my birthday!
Yo,yo,yo, my nig you left out the love for the ass mark tricks dog! you gotta have love for them dog.Long as you don't love them hoes tupac say,you gone be aiight
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That trick is supposedly Garfield's girlfriend. To me she's still too feminine for him. It's turned upside down as a salute to bishop.
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That's cool shit too,cause I did it in support of simp (cumalloverher's last incarnation)
Damn I am hung the fuck over ! I'm guessin I probably shouldn't have snorted those last couple lines of hundred proof Kool-aid off of kelly f'n wells' ass at the party last nite....So fuck guapo you gonna bail a nigga out or what man? I stuck that bouncer with my screwdriver cause he was looking at YOU wrong man.Can't leave a nigga up here in this cell wit rupaul man.Whats up?
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#141814 - 01/22/06 11:00 AM
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I also see the Michelin Man diving out the left side. He looks pissed.
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#141816 - 01/22/06 09:01 PM
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Well they had the whole"whiteboy R&B thing"going,and made the fashion statement,did all the promo tv shows,had the groupie flow,got mad mtv rotation.What could have went wrong? Oh Yeah-THEY ONLY WROTE ONE FUCKING SONG---EVER! 
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#141817 - 01/22/06 10:02 PM
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Well they had the whole"whiteboy R&B thing"going,and made the fashion statement,did all the promo tv shows,had the groupie flow,got mad mtv rotation.What could have went wrong?
Oh Yeah-THEY ONLY WROTE ONE FUCKING SONG---EVER!
I guess they're still huge in Europe and elsewhere. I only figured this out when I heard last year something along the lines of a certain limited edition run Lamborghi, Murcielago I think, that was made for fewer than 10 or 20 people, I forget exactly, but it wasn't that many. One of those was Eric Clapton(!), and another was Jay Kay, the singer from Jamiriwhatever. Go figure, that shit ain't right.
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#141818 - 01/23/06 12:41 PM
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I think Lex is a better fit, they are both completely deranged mentally, have violent outbursts, the inability to admit when they are wrong, a shared hatred of the monkey and both have the appearance of elderly zoo chimps who have had to protect their role as alpha male through 20 years of battle causing horrible disfigurements of the facial region.
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#141819 - 01/23/06 12:42 PM
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but would you say that shit to lex face...no .and that's the whole point..lol
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#141822 - 01/23/06 05:46 PM
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