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#141730 - 01/20/06 08:58 PM
Re: Can someone here please help me, please?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Survivor????? What, is Sly Stalone nearby?
LOL actually i just watched rocky & RII...just started RIII, until i figure out what is crackin 4 tonight.
hell if there is no reason to leave the pad i may just make it to Rocky V
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#141731 - 01/21/06 12:41 AM
Monstar
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Monstar,
something strange happened today in my house. Something I couldn't explain. I tried and tried to understand what happened, but it still happened. I don't think anything can rescue me from this spiral of inevitability. I think it will continue happening... because it's still happening, and I cannot explain whats going on.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#141735 - 01/27/06 07:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#141736 - 01/28/06 01:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#141740 - 01/28/06 03:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Or..............
Monstar is a subtle Genius...he spawns some of the Deeper Threads in all of Porn Discussion Boards, let alone XPT:
The emotional and moral detachment of us all, which is the inevitable result of thousands of years elapsing since the biblical events so irreverently portrayed in these publications ACTUALLY took place, is NOT on trial here...what is on trial is our complete LACK of outrage as a species. We are now flying on Moral auto-pilot. Four thousand years ago, a king, an ACTUAL historical King (the monarch formerly know as David69) totally screwed himself over by fixating on a fine piece of female ass named Bathsheeba....Personally, Da Burglar thinks the name "Bathsheeba" is in itself totally fucking hot, and the fact that Dave just "Had to KNOW ...he HAD to know" what her vaginal cavity felt like engulfing his Penis is totally understandable...Yes, The King was unable to stop wondering what it would feel like to put his Royal erect, engorged sex organ inside "Bathy's" fuckhole ....his momentary satisfying of that "wondering" led to all kinds of bullshit...but I want to live in that moment for a....um, for a ...."moment".....
Dave has got a rock hard dick... he's staring at this chick, who is married, and prominently married at that. He refuses to stop fixating... he MUST know, he HAS to know what Bathsheeba's Pussy feels like, as opposed to ALL the other pussies he has enjoyed before hand...Yes he has the basis for comparison and he WANTS to compare....will Bathsheeba's Vaginal Cavity, her Birthcanal, her fuckhole feel any better or worse than previous fuckholes'?? Will it be more warm, or more MOIST, than the pussy from Egypt last year? And, whats more, is the risk incurred in satisfying that wonderment WORTH having that comparison for future reference? In other words, once Dave knew what Bathsheeba's pussy felt like compared to all the other pussies he had Royally Fucked before hand....would life be better? Would his outlook on sex be better? Would anything be better? Or not??
When did it dawn on The King that he had made a mistake? Again, let's live in his "moment"....David is King of Israel and has everything he could want, including several hundred wives and concubines of his owm....in other words, for rounding off purposes, Dave has 700 Vagina's he can avail himself of when the situation arises. But, he wants Bathseeba.... he is deep in thought about a SPECIFIC vagina he is not currently title holder on...He wants it, he wants it REAL bad....his need for the vagina of Bathsheeba is seemingly overwhelming and he, unwittingly, is ready to completely THROW AWAY all that he has in order to feel what it is like inside her unique fuckhole.
When does he realize that there has been a strategic error on his part?? Is it at the PRECISE moment of initial penetration? In other words when Dave inserts his Royal Hebrew National Weiner balls deep inside Sheeb's Vaginal Vortex, and closes his eyes and savors the sensation, is it THEN that he realizes he has sacrificed his very life for a few minutes of warm moistness for his royal sex organ? That would be a tragic and pitiful scene....  The look of disappointment on his face would itself, be orgasmic for female audience members who enjoy seeing revenge enacted upon impetuous males who continually make decisions based on the quickest route to ejaculation...
Nah....I think it occurs later...I think King David, "Royal D", would be oblivious of his magnitude of error until he actually achieves orgasm, when he Ejaculates inside Bathsheeba's empty garage... much like today's men and women aged 18 to 45 who impulsively fuck in everyday situations with absolutely no thought to the consequences outside of the pleasure and spectacle they can experience and create.... We all are familiar with this scenario....You have thrown caution to the wind and are vigorously fucking a woman whom you met 90 minutes ago...a woman who found you attractive enough to allow you to insert your erect shaft inside her vagina...or maybe the woman doesnt find you attractive, but she is very insecure herself and to prove her sexual viability has allowed your penis inside her womb...OR, perhaps she is terminally Ill and does not care about tomorrow because, in her mind, like the James Bond Movie, Tomorrow Never Cums...:
In this scenario, the look upon the face of the male IMMEDIATELY after he has achieved climax is priceless...there is a PHYSIOLOGICAL let down to acompany the psychological letdown of realizing you just fucked a twat with potential serious ramifications.
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Are you gonna eat that?
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#141743 - 01/29/06 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Damn Burglar trying to make up for not posting so much all in one post? 
You only wish you could think of something that thought provoking, you fucking retard. RENFIELD=killttboy/brandon irons/drpornz/lurid2.0/frankie
Yeah that is what I wish for in life. To post thought provoking thoughts on a degenerate board. 
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#141745 - 01/29/06 03:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah that is what I wish for in life. To post thought provoking thoughts on a degenerate board.
If the shoe fits...better shove that shoe up your ass. 
Didn't I tell you the other day that my ass was virginal? Why do you insist on wanting to put things up my ass? Me thinks you are liking my ass.  
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