I hope this is cage worthy- if not I'm sure it will fade out into obscurity.

So Fayner writes how he's taken a wayward innocent from MySpace and steered her from the path of debauchery and whoredom and onto the straight and narrow. How noble. Truly a hero for our time.

It's not hard to figure out the girl he's talking about. Just follow the trail of bread crumbs, "Gorgeous, really, the kind of chick that had 2000 friends on her list and 25 comments per picture in her picture page." "Young and blonde, untainted even." Or you can just check his top 8 for the non porn chick. Don't guys put chicks they want to bang in their "top slot?" Eh, what do I know I barely have 8 friends to make a top 8. Wait, he's not trying to screw this chick is he? Could he just be playing knight in shining armor? Can't be, that wouldn't be noble at all!

Shouldn't there be a rule against talking hot chicks out of doing porn?