who wants to lift that stone age thing you call a wheelchair?all you can do is open stuff for me because we know all you cripples have upper body thing going for ya.

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I've ridden the bus to Chatsworth from Santa Monica (actually, bus, subway, lightrail, bus), and it takes 3 hours.
Sportswami is like a piece of chewing gum stuck on the shoe of porn.

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Southern Cal Public transportation is a joke, more people die from getting stranded in bad neighborhoods than from faulty vibrators made in Budapest, when they realize the MTA maps and schedules are 9 months behind reality, and the Average Driver is a 4 time 12-stepper who has Charlie Sheen to thank for the county's lenient Drug Treatment Policy for anything less than 5 time non-violent offenders. However, I still will ride a Bus on occassion, just to keep myself grounded, kinda like Bill Gates still flies Coach...I can get a lot done on the bus especially writing. I'd like to ride the Bus with Sammura, my treat....

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