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#141667 - 01/20/06 11:23 AM
Re: Double Standard at ADT?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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A: sportswami is too poor to afford airfare to stalk up close and personal like AC does when his mom buys him a ticket for x-mas.
B: pity. i remember looking at adt in late december and swami made three press-releases and generated zero replies in the span of less than a week. generally, "porn news and press-releases" is like fishing for trout in an overstocked river, anyone in the industry does ANYTHING and at least five shut-ins leap in to say "wowzers! you made a movie with the same actresses that are in any movie! i'm jerking off in anticipation of buying it!".
swami's managed to generate probably five posts of interest in several years of hammering away with his laboriously-written(for an idiot, three paragraphs don't come easy) press releases.
he's tried CAPITALIZING LETTERS and using "!!!!!!!!!!". no dice.
much like the homeless, people try to avoid any eye contact or interaction with him trying to pretend he's invisible. it's really funny to watch him shout and flail to absolutely no effect.
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#141668 - 01/20/06 11:34 AM
Re: Double Standard at ADT?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's too hard to stalk a girl when you ride the bus.
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#141670 - 01/20/06 12:28 PM
Re: Double Standard at ADT?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I've ridden the bus to Chatsworth from Santa Monica (actually, bus, subway, lightrail, bus), and it takes 3 hours.
Sportswami is like a piece of chewing gum stuck on the shoe of porn.
Southern Cal Public transportation is a joke, more people die from getting stranded in bad neighborhoods than from faulty vibrators made in Budapest, when they realize the MTA maps and schedules are 9 months behind reality, and the Average Driver is a 4 time 12-stepper who has Charlie Sheen to thank for the county's lenient Drug Treatment Policy for anything less than 5 time non-violent offenders. However, I still will ride a Bus on occassion, just to keep myself grounded, kinda like Bill Gates still flies Coach...I can get a lot done on the bus especially writing. I'd like to ride the Bus with Sammura, my treat....
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#141671 - 01/20/06 12:39 PM
Re: Double Standard at ADT?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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who wants to lift that stone age thing you call a wheelchair?all you can do is open stuff for me because we know all you cripples have upper body thing going for ya. Quote:
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I've ridden the bus to Chatsworth from Santa Monica (actually, bus, subway, lightrail, bus), and it takes 3 hours.
Sportswami is like a piece of chewing gum stuck on the shoe of porn.
Southern Cal Public transportation is a joke, more people die from getting stranded in bad neighborhoods than from faulty vibrators made in Budapest, when they realize the MTA maps and schedules are 9 months behind reality, and the Average Driver is a 4 time 12-stepper who has Charlie Sheen to thank for the county's lenient Drug Treatment Policy for anything less than 5 time non-violent offenders. However, I still will ride a Bus on occassion, just to keep myself grounded, kinda like Bill Gates still flies Coach...I can get a lot done on the bus especially writing. I'd like to ride the Bus with Sammura, my treat....
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#141673 - 01/21/06 09:56 AM
Re: Double Standard at ADT?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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who wants to lift that stone age thing you call a wheelchair?all you can do is open stuff for me because we know all you cripples have upper body thing going for ya.
NOW that was really funny. 
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