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#141573 - 01/19/06 11:24 PM Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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Let me be the first to admit it.For all intents and purposes sammura should have been banned for at least six hours now(by conservative estimate based on prior track record)Since she hasn't been driven to instability WHAT THE FUCK TO DO NOW?
Dear lord ,can we possibly give her her props and accept her? Looking back to the beginning of sammura lore,all this seemed to start from her vigorous defense of an unsolicited attack.Even though she turned on me I believe she was just swinging blind by then.A lot of shit has been said and done since then but she's in a different place are we gonna move forward too?
Ps I think everybody knows if she was gonna flip that shit woulda happened hours ago,best to start thinking of an exit strategy before this becomes another vietnam.....
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#141574 - 01/19/06 11:33 PM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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i think their starting to freakout,talking about the care about my seven be-be kids and shit.
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#141575 - 01/19/06 11:36 PM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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i think their starting to freakout,talking about the care about my seven be-be kids and shit.





Let me guess how many daddys and more important, how many daddys are present.
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#141576 - 01/19/06 11:41 PM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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i gonna tell you the truth funky monkey i have 10 kids 5 boys and 5 girls.
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#141577 - 01/19/06 11:45 PM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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i gonna tell you the truth funky monkey i have 10 kids 5 boys and 5 girls.





Where the daddys?
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#141578 - 01/19/06 11:46 PM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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you already know they in jail.come on monkey you know me so well
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#141579 - 01/19/06 11:50 PM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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you already know they in jail.come on monkey you know me so well




swami/bornyo one
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#141580 - 01/19/06 11:52 PM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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maybe ,maybe not...but your not in the inside anymore and that's what makes me happy
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you already know they in jail.come on monkey you know me so well




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#141581 - 01/19/06 11:58 PM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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maybe ,maybe not...but your not in the inside anymore and that's what makes me happy





I was on the inside before? More importantly there was something to be inside of before? (no pun intended). Hey as long as its respond worthy i don't care either way. It looks to have 2-3 days of life in it now.
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#141582 - 01/20/06 12:01 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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aw that cute monkey trying to play it off that he didn't have a special club in here.you remind me of the art chick that smokes in the school bathroom but really wants to be a cheerleader.oh i'm sorry that's gia..lol

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maybe ,maybe not...but your not in the inside anymore and that's what makes me happy





I was on the inside before? More importantly there was something to be inside of before? (no pun intended). Hey as long as its respond worthy i don't care either way. It looks to have 2-3 days of life in it now.


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#141583 - 01/20/06 12:05 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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aw that cute monkey trying to play it off that he didn't have a special club in here.you remind me of the art chick that smokes in the school bathroom but really wants to be a cheerleader.oh i'm sorry that's gia..lol





theres those groups everywhere you post, even bgol. Those who dislike sammura and those who hate sammura. Its not exclusive to just this board.
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#141584 - 01/20/06 12:07 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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people on the internet under fake names hate me


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aw that cute monkey trying to play it off that he didn't have a special club in here.you remind me of the art chick that smokes in the school bathroom but really wants to be a cheerleader.oh i'm sorry that's gia..lol





theres those groups everywhere you post, even bgol. Those who dislike sammura and those who hate sammura. Its not exclusive to just this board.


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#141585 - 01/20/06 12:09 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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bishop you better watch out the monkey might bite you for being nice to me.
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#141586 - 01/20/06 12:10 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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people on the internet under fake names hate me






swallow the pill with whatever tastes best to you.
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#141587 - 01/20/06 12:13 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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oh now we down to one liners huh?your not even a challage anymore.

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swallow the pill with whatever tastes best to you.


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#141588 - 01/20/06 12:25 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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well i guess funky monkey has ran out of whitty dennis miller type things to say.so i am off to bed to masterbate about donkey punching bishop in the face while i am riding him.

oh let me get this out of the way so you i -hate-sammura club members won't waste your time :

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so i am off to bed to masterbate about donkey punching bishop in the face while i am riding him.





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#141589 - 01/20/06 07:59 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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well i guess funky monkey has ran out of whitty dennis miller type things to say.so i am off to bed to masterbate about donkey punching bishop in the face while i am riding him.

oh let me get this out of the way so you i -hate-sammura club members won't waste your time :

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so i am off to bed to masterbate about donkey punching bishop in the face while i am riding him.








AAAAAAALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! If anyone needs me I'll be over here putting my helmet on.
bishop--> <---sammura
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#141590 - 01/20/06 09:27 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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okay it definitely got a little warmer in here during my commute.somebdy is gonna get theyre feelings hurt soon and as usual ill be at work.how come i miss all the cool shit?
this message came from a treo 650
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#141591 - 01/20/06 09:30 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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okay it definitely got a little warmer in here during my commute.somebdy is gonna get theyre feelings hurt soon and as usual ill be at work.how come i miss all the cool shit?
this message came from a treo 650





Im sure your blackness will be questioned at somepoint by sammura so keep it close.
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#141592 - 01/20/06 09:34 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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and we all know your jealous monkey .but it's ok maybe bishop will say some uncle tom ass shit and we can beef again.

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okay it definitely got a little warmer in here during my commute.somebdy is gonna get theyre feelings hurt soon and as usual ill be at work.how come i miss all the cool shit?
this message came from a treo 650





Im sure your blackness will be questioned at somepoint by sammura so keep it close.


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#141593 - 01/20/06 09:35 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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yeah but as long as she wasnt talking about eating my children...fuck it even if she was if i knew they were safe
i would have to hit that ass!
sprint
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#141594 - 01/20/06 09:37 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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and we all know your jealous monkey .but it's ok maybe bishop will say some uncle tom ass shit and we can beef again.






okay i'll bite, what am i jealous of?.
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#141595 - 01/20/06 09:53 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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and we all know your jealous monkey .but it's ok maybe bishop will say some uncle tom ass shit and we can beef again.






okay i'll bite, what am i jealous of?.


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#141596 - 01/20/06 10:02 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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and we all know your jealous monkey .but it's ok maybe bishop will say some uncle tom ass shit and we can beef again.






okay i'll bite, what am i jealous of?.







. Fuck it , i love you, can i have next after tony on the half black baby deal?
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#141597 - 01/20/06 10:06 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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and we all know your jealous monkey .but it's ok maybe bishop will say some uncle tom ass shit and we can beef again.






okay i'll bite, what am i jealous of?.







. Fuck it , i love you, can i have next after tony on the half black baby deal?


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#141598 - 01/20/06 10:10 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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and we all know your jealous monkey .but it's ok maybe bishop will say some uncle tom ass shit and we can beef again.






okay i'll bite, what am i jealous of?.







. Fuck it , i love you, can i have next after tony on the half black baby deal?








Don't play it off like you have standards, my moneys the same color as any other street schmoes whos drunk enough to find you mildly appealing.
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#141599 - 01/20/06 10:12 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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i need to get drunk to fuck you tho.

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and we all know your jealous monkey .but it's ok maybe bishop will say some uncle tom ass shit and we can beef again.






okay i'll bite, what am i jealous of?.







. Fuck it , i love you, can i have next after tony on the half black baby deal?








Don't play it off like you have standards, my moneys the same color as any other street schmoes whos drunk enough to find you mildly appealing.


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#141600 - 01/20/06 10:15 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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i need to get drunk to fuck you tho.





A line im sure you are very familiar with, outside of alcohol companies who else has benefited from the prohibition lift more then you?. What does my money get me?. Do i get any special offers because of our history?.
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#141601 - 01/20/06 10:17 AM Re: Oh Shit!!!!(for real)
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no i don't want fuck you.

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i need to get drunk to fuck you tho.





A line im sure you are very familiar with, outside of alcohol companies who else has benefited from the prohibition lift more then you?. What does my money get me?. Do i get any special offers because of our history?.


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