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#141553 - 01/19/06 10:19 PM xpt in carlitos way
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Yo man a nigga been thinking abouts carlitos way, that dvd has been on constant rotation up in the crib lately. I see lots of characters here in the xpt that could exist in that world under differnt plots of course. lets get together some cash and make carlitos way but more grimy and gritty and throw in some hardcore fuckin!

Heres how a nigga sees shit.

Guapo = Mufucckkin carlito of course!
gia jordan = gail
DB = Lalin
genny p = Steffie
jeff mike = David Kleinfeld
bishop = Benny Blanco
malice = Saso
jameson = Pachanga
smelly monkey = walberto
smiling arab = Dist. Atty. Norwalk
2cums = Frankie Taglialucci
sammura = some random dominican

I know i didnt mention errbody but its just a start and a nigga gettin tired.


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#141554 - 01/19/06 10:20 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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#141555 - 01/19/06 10:22 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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I like Scarface better anyway
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#141556 - 01/19/06 10:26 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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I like Scarface better anyway




ohh man a nigga left out cleet. Man i feel like shit now. ok ok ok, hold on a sec.

Cleet is getting a special role.

Cleet = a character not introduced in the original. Carlitos brother. JUANITO BRIGANTE!

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#141557 - 01/19/06 10:31 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Nice, Thanks Guapo

Don't get me wrong I do love Carlito's way but i like SCarface better. Is that sequel any good at all Guapo?
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#141558 - 01/19/06 10:34 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Registered: 08/26/03
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I wanna be Hery Hill from Good Fellas
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#141559 - 01/19/06 10:34 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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I wanna be Hery Hill from Good Fellas





Even if he is a rat.
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#141560 - 01/19/06 10:37 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Cleet is getting a special role.




What about me Guapo? Can I be Michael Corleone?
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#141561 - 01/19/06 10:37 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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hmm why don't i remember this guy from the movie? I guess this is me, we both own the same shirt

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#141562 - 01/19/06 10:38 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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this xpt version will be off the hook.

My dream is that it comes out so grimy and filthy is that your hands get dirty just touching the dvd case!

Zenman you can be Hery Hill. In This role though will make you not be a rat.

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#141563 - 01/19/06 10:39 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Quote:

Quote:

Cleet is getting a special role.




What about me Guapo? Can I be Michael Corleone?





Chico reminds me of his old cripple friend who comes in trying to get dirt on him wearing a wire and cries like a litle girl when they find it.
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#141564 - 01/19/06 10:40 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Monkey can be Fredo.
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#141565 - 01/19/06 10:41 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Quote:

Quote:

Cleet is getting a special role.




What about me Guapo? Can I be Michael Corleone?





HOW IN THE FUCK DID I FORGET ABOUT CHICO T IN THE ORIGINAL POST???? MAN I FEEL LIKE COMMITIN SUICIDE NOW. MUFUCK!!!!!

Someone call kara bare so she can give a nigga some suicidal tips.

Yes Chico T you can be Micheal Corleone. Only YOu will be more bad ass and pimpin.

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#141566 - 01/19/06 10:41 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
gia jordan Offline
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Guapo made me Gail...fuck yes, baby.

But what about Willie D?
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#141567 - 01/19/06 10:43 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Quote:

Guapo made me Gail...fuck yes, baby.

But what about Willie D?




Willie D will be the crooked Irish cop.

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#141568 - 01/19/06 10:45 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Cleet is getting a special role.




What about me Guapo? Can I be Michael Corleone?





Chico reminds me of his old cripple friend who comes in trying to get dirt on him wearing a wire and cries like a litle girl when they find it.




thats cripple is lalin. DB has taken that role already. Only in my version he wont be a snitch and will still be as hardcore and kick ass as viggo mortinson.

Gia of course you gail Baby gurl.

Wille D can be:

willie D = Vincent 'Vinnie' Taglialucci

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#141569 - 01/19/06 10:46 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Quote:

Quote:

Guapo made me Gail...fuck yes, baby.

But what about Willie D?




Willie D will be the crooked Irish cop.



I was thinking Tom Hagen.
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#141570 - 01/19/06 11:13 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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I like that "pre-horsehead" scene with Robert Duvall:

Tom Hagen: You're gonna have some union problems; my client could make then disappear. Also, one of your top stars has just moved from ah marijuana to heroin...
Jack Woltz: Are you trying to muscle me?
TH: Absolutely not.
JW: Now listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-bitch! Let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is. Johnny Fontane will never get that movie! I don't care how many dego guinea W.O.P. greaseball gumbahs come out of the woodwork!
TH: I'm German-Irish
JW: Well let me tell you something my Kraut Mick friend, I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!

that's normally the point where a Mick would find a glass object close by and try and stab your pancreas...but Tom held his anger. Boo Radley all grown up.

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#141571 - 01/20/06 09:46 AM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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I really loved Carlito's way, but haven't seen it in a really long time. That movie really made me get into Sean Penn's acting, love that guy. Really liked him in U-Turn. Now I'll have to throw in the DVD and get reaquainted with Saso.

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#141572 - 01/20/06 02:30 PM Re: xpt in carlitos way
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Quote:

Guapo made me Gail...fuck yes, baby.

But what about Willie D?





Willie D will be the crooked Irish cop.





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