i dabble in management consulting, but the paint aisle is my passion. i just wish you'd stop passing out in it when your phone doesn't ring for work and you're out of glass.

you're a walking public-service ad---"huffing inhalants make you stupid and your dick not work. look what glue can do to you!"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits