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#141511 - 01/20/06 10:16 AM
Re: Fake sammura sucks
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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why you acting like porn is so hard to make and besides with all these yeast infection and herpies outbreaks yall keep reporting. i will stick to the midwest fucking guys with condoms and fliming it,selling clips threw email. it's the same outcome ,a guy at home jerking off looking at his computer screen. Quote:
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ain't been doing scenes, been selling my ass.
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i am soo scared i won't get to do LA porn anymore, because we all know LA is the only place where you can flim a porn video to sell on the inernet
How many scenes have you done since your last xpt ban?
Who you trying to fool? You didn't quit porn, it quit you.
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#141515 - 01/20/06 10:23 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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no monkey i don't want to fuck you so stop begging nicca. Quote:
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why you acting like porn is so hard to make and besides with all these yeast infection and herpies outbreaks yall keep reporting.
i will stick to the midwest fucking guys with condoms and fliming it,selling clips threw email. it's the same outcome ,a guy at home jerking off looking at his computer screen.
Its not hard to make thats why its so funny that you can't, ill see your condom and raise you the 1/5 chance you are banging a serial killer whos itching to put another notch on his belt. If i give you $2500 can my sperm rent your womb for 9 months. $2500 cash, 5 minutes in 9 months stay, ill get all the tests you need prior and ill ask for the same. I've already lined up a two sponsors for the childs naming rights 'pepsi monkey nextel shane'. I'll give you the surname rights for free
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#141516 - 01/20/06 11:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Member Since: January 31 2004
Profile Views: 100
2 years and you only had 100 people want to look at your stretch mark covered ass. No wonder you went looking for work in porn, but what made you think porn wouldn't care what you looked like?
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#141518 - 01/20/06 11:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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yup you sho right, you win.going to log off and do something that you don't.... interact with real live people off the net. 
I do to interact with live people. Watch I'll pick up that crack whore over there. "Hey baby how about a $5 BBBJ?" "Oh shit it's you!  "
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#141520 - 01/20/06 11:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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about the length of time it took for you to go interact with your "real people"
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#141521 - 01/20/06 01:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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shouldn't sammura threads go in the Shit List forum? jrv, you should probably move them.
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#141522 - 01/20/06 02:09 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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wow only two,are you losing your popularity? hey that a other peter gabriel(sp) song:
she is pop-u-lar,whistles.........
Listen, you ignorant ho, that line in the song, "Games without Frontiers" is "Jeux sans frontieres". Which means, drumroll . . . . games without frontiers , in French. They speak a lot of French in Africa, why is that relevant? Its not, and neither is this Sammura. Bitch, why the fuck are you on here and not taking care of your keeids?
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#141527 - 01/20/06 05:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Kind of like arguing with jamesn was no win for you.
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#141530 - 01/20/06 06:07 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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Lamesn uses shoestring for a belt!!!
Ryan uses shoestring to tie his dick off when he injects it before  scenes.
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#141531 - 01/20/06 06:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan uses shoestring to tie his dick off when he injects it before scenes.
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#141534 - 01/20/06 06:28 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#141535 - 01/20/06 06:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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knox is on the end of a tweak, he's losing his mind by the post----"chuck spears likes to go spear fishing"??? shoestrings? ferragamo make those?? i'm willing to bet i have to pay more in taxes this year than you've made in porn. i'm your age, the home depot's a good gig.
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#141537 - 01/20/06 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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At least Home Depot has wood. just kidding, ryan 
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#141539 - 01/20/06 06:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i dabble in management consulting, but the paint aisle is my passion. i just wish you'd stop passing out in it when your phone doesn't ring for work and you're out of glass.
you're a walking public-service ad---"huffing inhalants make you stupid and your dick not work. look what glue can do to you!"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#141540 - 01/20/06 08:54 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Home Depot also has racks. Gia you should get one. That way when have2cit jerks off to your porn, he can get wood too! I'm sure Jamesn will give you a discount. Ha Ha Ha 
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#141541 - 01/20/06 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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home depot has jobs, you should get one.
if your parents are still supporting you in your mid-20's and you're not in school for some advanced degree or something, you're essentially a loser.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#141543 - 01/21/06 08:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Tell that to Have2cit,
all though he seems more like he's in his late 40's to me.
such a zinger ryan, how O' how did your tweaked out brain come up with that one? Glad to see someone still watches SNL. 
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#141544 - 01/21/06 09:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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At least Home Depot has wood.
just kidding, ryan
Why type who's kidding? You know your not. 
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#141545 - 01/21/06 11:23 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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drpornz/lurid2.0/killttboy = renfield 
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#141546 - 01/22/06 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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drpornz/lurid2.0/killttboy = renfield
Busted and disgusted. 
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#141547 - 01/23/06 12:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Biff, whos that in your avatar?
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#141548 - 01/23/06 02:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Biff, whos that in your avatar?
The fuckin guy answered this question about 6 times.
He got it from thatsfuckedup.com or something like that.
Damn Monkey ass, all you do is post and dont read anything. Its all about you, isn't it?
I thought you were fucking leaving anyway, what the fuck you still doing around here cumbreath?
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#141549 - 01/23/06 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Garfield- would you please step in and go over with Renfield the difference between an avatar and a signature, and maybe shed some light on who is in Biff's avatar?
I think it would be nice to bring some of the newer users up to speed.
Thank you
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#141550 - 01/23/06 05:51 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I'm really disappointed in the fake Sammura. Someone had a whole year to plan shit and this was the best they could do?
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#141551 - 01/24/06 07:50 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Biff, whos that in your avatar?
That's Garfield's supposed girlfriend. How could you forget?
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