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#141383 - 01/19/06 06:29 PM
The Story of Sammura- a novice's guide to Sammura
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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In my xpt lurking days, witnessing the ongoing The Cage vs. Sammura, I never really knew the whole story behind it all. How did it all start? What went wrong? What happened to you, kid...what happened, angel...what's the matter, angel.. Whoa. Wait. That's a whole other train of thought. Sometimes the rides over and the bruises are gone, but you still want to know how it all began. Anyway, someone should give a brief history of this entire Sammura thing including bullet points noting meltdowns or bans.
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#141384 - 01/19/06 07:17 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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rock on alt artsy fartsy porn performer.  . in honor of miss gia * sam dances to depeche mode while cutting her name on her stomach with a razor blade.
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#141385 - 01/19/06 07:33 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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I'll give you the Reader's Digest version:
Someone posted something, and she flipped out.
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#141386 - 01/19/06 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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depeche mode is for fags
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#141387 - 01/19/06 07:50 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Patience Gia......
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#141392 - 01/19/06 08:48 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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is you gonna still take my kids to chucky cheese i promice dis time their daddies won't beat yo ass
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#141394 - 01/19/06 08:56 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
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my fav colors are red, pink and purple.he looked me up online i am scared as hell now  oh no what am i gonna deedol-leedee-do
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#141396 - 01/19/06 10:07 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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hells yeah i be up in the cut with all the black brothers wes be talking about what can we do today to make crackers cry.
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#141398 - 01/19/06 10:17 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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* dances to "shock the monkey" while smoking a joint  monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy ahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaa. dum dum dum SHOCK dum dum dum SHOCK
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#141399 - 01/19/06 10:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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#141400 - 01/19/06 10:47 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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it took you a few hour just to come up with a b.o joke? your losing your touch 
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#141401 - 01/19/06 10:52 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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this a a fraud sammura!
I can sence the grit and grime associated with real sammura is missing.
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#141402 - 01/19/06 10:52 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Is it all in that pretty little head of yours? What goes on in that place in the dark? Well I used to know a girl and I would have sworn that her name was Veronica Well she used to have a carefree mind of her own and a delicate look in her eye These days I'm afraid she's not even sure if her name is Veronica [Chorus:] Do you suppose, that waiting hands on eyes, Veronica has gone to hide? And all the time she laughs at those who shout her name and steal her clothes Veronica Veronica Did the days drag by? Did the favours wane? Did he roam down the town all the time? Will you wake from your dream, with a wolf at the door, reaching out for Veronica Well it was all of sixty-five years ago When the world was the street where she lived And a young man sailed on a ship in the sea With a picture of Veronica On the "Empress of India" And as she closed her eyes upon the world and picked upon the bones of last week's news She spoke his name outloud again [Chorus] Veronica sits in her favourite chair and she sits very quiet and still And they call her a name that they never get right and if they don't then nobody else will But she used to have a carefree mind of her own, with devilish look in her eye Saying "You can call me anything you like, but my name is Veronica" 
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#141406 - 01/19/06 11:18 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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glad to know you know what i know and that's all we need to know.now get on ya knees and let me rub my musty balls all over your face.
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#141408 - 01/20/06 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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summaras story:
nuff said
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#141410 - 01/20/06 07:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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yeah, because I know you don't like it. samburra or summara or hey, why don't I just call you burrow, because you got that horse like grill and all.
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#141411 - 01/20/06 07:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It's not a real name.  Liberian names are hard to spell.
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#141412 - 01/20/06 07:22 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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and we all know your into beastilaity. so my horse face should make you come all over the celling.
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#141414 - 01/20/06 07:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
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not so much your horse face. see you look like smartt in drag so no one is going to jerkoff looking at you.
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#141416 - 01/20/06 08:05 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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and how much did you spend on airfare,hotel,food and drinks just to say" hey(______insert porn whore name here)it's willie d from xxx porn talk and have whore pretend that they was glad to see you? whores are happy to see fanboys that send them money threw paypal or got them something off their website wishlist and made graphics for their sites .but to fly to them knowing all you have is a couple of    on a messageboard might not get invited to any cool parties and spend most of your time drinking at the bar and eating at the buffet is some creepy shit. but hey after i seen two fanboys turn into directors i say more power to you.
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#141418 - 01/20/06 08:47 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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nope monkey you just think to much.your losing your messageboard powers ( this is when monkey replies and say what powers sammura? glad you think hig.... blahblahblahblah long dictionary word here blah,blah,blah dennis miller humor there) we all know you was the top dog in here, but your losing your touch i already made the list about your whole m.o . you do the same thing with everyone. the 4 youngest kids are napping let me go downstairs and pull this 50 dollor trick right quick. hey monkey here's some old sammura for you: fuck you cracker JR. 
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#141422 - 01/20/06 09:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
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.your losing your messageboard powers
why does ac cream pop into my mind here?, ahh i know they both share the same detachment from reality. It was never like that , it was just i posted more back then and there was less posters so it seemed that way, the boards much better now. Do you have any advice for how i can reclaim my super messageboard powers?
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this disappoints me because I remember sammura's portrayal of smutty sex starved teacher in one of her internet scenes and how convincing she was as an actor and performer, now if i watch that scene again im going to be reminded of this comment and i feel it will take away from the scene and me actually believing her as a teacher. I always considered her actual acting before the sex to be her strong point. When she uttered that line" you've got to get your edgemacation because we can't have no dumbasses dribbling no basketballs" then unzipped his pants, it inspired me to do more and want to learn more.
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we all know you was the top dog in here, but your losing your touch i already made the list about your whole m.o . you do the same thing with everyone
Ive tried hard to hide how limited i really am, but if i was going to be expossed by anyone im glad it was you sammy.
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fuck you cracker
Im a little short, 5 enough for a quick one?
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#141423 - 01/20/06 09:07 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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When she uttered that line" you've got to get your edgemacation because we can't have no dumbasses dribbling no basketballs" then unzipped his pants, it inspired me to do more and want to learn more. I'S GLADS IZA CAN DO THAT FOR YOU.I CAN TELL IT CLEARLY TURN YOU ON BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL REMEMBER THE SCRIPT. HOW MANY TIMES YOU WATCH IT? 
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#141428 - 01/20/06 09:55 AM
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Bukkake Boy
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okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk???? sammura backs out the room very slowly. Quote:
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well i guess we know willie d ain't black, time to get a new cyber personality.( love the whole bait her with race thing)
You ain't true black, you are like red dot indian black, stop playing yourself as an afro american.
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#141431 - 01/20/06 10:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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well i guess we know willie d ain't black,
 uhhh, bright mind over there...
BTW I meant to say "fake" y'alls and dats and wits. No one "just happens" to write like that.
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