Liquid Gold #8
JM
Well, here we go. Another bucket (ok, several) fulla girl-pee courtesy the superfreaks at JM. This un’ stands out for the sheer amount of top shelf pornstresses involved- Gen Padova, Ashley Blue, Ariana Jollee, Jasmine Lynn, Flick Shagwell, and even Sleazegrinder t-shirt model Claire James are all here, emptying their bladders for your amusement. As if our prying eyes haven’t invaded their privacy and brought shame upon their families enuff aleady, now we even know what they look like when they’re on the fuckin’ toilet. How much you wanna bet the next time one of these tramps keels over from a bad X n’ trucker speed cocktail, JM’s gonna be there with cameras a blazing for the autopsy?

Highlights (lowlights, whatever) include Ariana befouling a picnic table while uttering the immortal line “Is this not normal?”, giggly, toothsome teen meat Paris, who’s so eager to please they oughta ask her if she wants to play Russian Roulette next, skinny, nasty Crystal Ray, who pees right in some bal maniac’s mouth, and Holly Halston, an outrageous looking blonde who’s fake tits looks just like eyeballs of a cartoon character. I mean, watching her pee wasn’t that great, but the tits cracked me up.

Oh yeah, and Claire James has 2 scenes here, but she is so impossibly likeable that I felt bad about watching them. Which really doesn’t happen all that often.

It’s one of those things, man. Either ya want it, or ya don’t. So, if ya dig yr showers golden, welcome to the porn star toilet heaven, weirdo.

-Sleazegrinder