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#141104 - 01/18/06 02:05 PM Sammura ....Baby
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Let me be the first to welcome you back.You have been missed,but you know that.I'll get your fuzzy slippers and housecoat and get you a 40 of 45 cause we both know talking this much shit can dry you out a little and I' gonna shoot up a little prayer cause there will be victims,let's just hope the injured heal quickly.
Thank you for your well wishes sent through bornyo's email.
It's not too late for us you know.No one can abuse me the way you do.You know how that makes me feel.If anyone would book us together in a scene I would give you my check,I just need to be close to you,in a ghetto part of town,in a run down house.You mentioned a grudgefuck.Baby I'm thinking some newjack shit that would make donkey punch seem like a tender love story.Get at me.My pm box is open as my arms,and my email hasn't changed.
It's gonna be good this time I can tell-
bishop
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#141105 - 01/18/06 03:06 PM Re: Sammura ....Baby
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Let me be the second. Sammura's like a disease that no doctor can cure. You scrape it off and it just comes right back.

Wait... Sammura is a disease, a disease of love, if Kurt Lockwood wants to steal that for his next album.
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#141106 - 01/18/06 05:19 PM Re: Sammura ....Baby
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Let me be the second. Sammura's like a disease that no doctor can cure. You scrape it off and it just comes right back.

Wait... Sammura is a disease, a disease of love, if Kurt Lockwood wants to steal that for his next album.




We need Lockwood here to perform when she really does start posting, he needs to write a special Ghetto Punk Song, complete with industrial rock/punk driving out of tune guitars, and simulated gunfire behind his W. Axl Rose Female-Cat-in-heat-caught-in-tumble-dry-cycle clothes dryer-esque sounding voice:

SHE's A CRACK WHORE
LOVES HER ROCK
SHE's A CRACK WHORE
SHE SUCKS MUCH COCK

SHE's A CRACK WHORE
SHE's A CRACK WHORE

I SAID SHE's A CRACK WHORE, yeah yeah

GOT NO SHAME
SHE LOVEs HER ROCK
GOT NO SHAME
SHE CAN ONLY SHOCK
SHE's HERE TO MOCK
BUST DOWN THE LOCK...TO MY HEARRRRRTTTT

SHE's A CRACK WHORE (repeat 26 times)
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#141107 - 01/19/06 06:43 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I like Sammura - is she going to get back into porn?

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#141108 - 01/19/06 09:01 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I like Sammura - is she going to get back into porn?



This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "drpornz". Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you, Grip Johnson.
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#141109 - 01/19/06 09:06 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Let me be the first to welcome you back.You have been missed,but you know that.I'll get your fuzzy slippers and housecoat and get you a 40 of 45 cause we both know talking this much shit can dry you out a little and I' gonna shoot up a little prayer cause there will be victims,let's just hope the injured heal quickly.
Thank you for your well wishes sent through bornyo's email.
It's not too late for us you know.No one can abuse me the way you do.You know how that makes me feel.If anyone would book us together in a scene I would give you my check,I just need to be close to you,in a ghetto part of town,in a run down house.You mentioned a grudgefuck.Baby I'm thinking some newjack shit that would make donkey punch seem like a tender love story.Get at me.My pm box is open as my arms,and my email hasn't changed.
It's gonna be good this time I can tell-
bishop






Didn't you used to like her? somewhere down the line something broke, she accuse you of being like whitey?.
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#141110 - 01/19/06 09:51 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
naw to many people on meth running the industy.

one day some girl is going to die on a jm set.
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#141111 - 01/19/06 10:02 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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one day some girl is going to die on a jm set.




They only die on the inside.
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#141112 - 01/19/06 10:04 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
sammura Offline
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Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
karma that's all i got to say to you.
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#141113 - 01/19/06 10:05 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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karma that's all i got to say to you.




Welcome back, baby!

Malice
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#141114 - 01/19/06 10:07 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
wow you took jeff's dick out your mouth
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#141115 - 01/19/06 10:17 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
so that's the secret to how jeff keeps ashley from going all later-year elvis. i can kinda picture her shooting out a tv, crushing cheeseburgers for a while, then saying "doc, i've gotta responisbility to my fans, you gotta give me something to get the king in shape!"

plus, no sane person would go into a situation where you have to smile and allow a thousand ac-creamesque cretins likely having hygeine issues to take a picture with you or sign something without sticking a sharpie in their eyeballs. you couldn't pay me to be around that many fat men with lee jeans a little too short, white socks and black sneakers wearing their nametags around their neck. i think girls must have to get robert-downey jr. fucked-up to make it through ac-land. worse than doing a scene with steve holmes and his merry band of pathogens.

this is totally unrelated to sammura, i'm sure comedy is impending.
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#141116 - 01/19/06 10:47 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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wow you took jeff's dick out your mouth




Still stomping mudholes and throwing bolos.
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#141117 - 01/19/06 10:55 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
jefffemale talent
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#141118 - 01/19/06 10:57 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:



one day some girl is going to die on a jm set.




They only die on the inside.


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#141119 - 01/19/06 12:24 PM Re: Sammura ....Baby
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

karma that's all i got to say to you.





"Department of Children and Family Services," that's all I got to say to you, darling.
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#141120 - 01/19/06 12:29 PM Re: Sammura ....Baby
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
and you know this ...MAN

Quote:

Quote:

wow you took jeff's dick out your mouth




Still stomping mudholes and throwing bolos.


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#141121 - 01/19/06 01:22 PM Re: Sammura ....Baby
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Im not impressed by this Sammura yet.

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#141122 - 01/19/06 07:48 PM Re: Sammura ....Baby
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Im not impressed by this Sammura yet.




You have to let it fester for awhile yet. Like a herpes wart on Steve holmes cock. It will pop.
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#141123 - 01/20/06 09:13 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

jefffemale talent




Stop flirting with me.
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#141124 - 01/20/06 09:19 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
i don't flirt with undercover faggets only the ones that's out and flaming and besides you don't have time for me because tony is sucking ya dick and willie d is humming yo balls.

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Quote:

jefffemale talent




Stop flirting with me.


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#141125 - 01/20/06 09:22 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

besides you don't have time for me because tony is sucking ya dick and willie d is humming yo balls





Why does this sound familar?, ohh i know its her cut and paste jeff insult.

(sammura)(my cum if i wanted to dump $50)
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#141126 - 01/20/06 09:48 AM Re: Sammura ....Baby
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
dumbass willie d wasn't even here then. damn monkey you just won't give up ..lol oh well carry on.

Quote:

Quote:

besides you don't have time for me because tony is sucking ya dick and willie d is humming yo balls





Why does this sound familar?, ohh i know its her cut and paste jeff insult.

(sammura)(my cum if i wanted to dump $50)


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