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#141001 - 01/18/06 11:20 AM
chipmunk looking ho
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Registered: 04/21/04
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So i was trying to jerk off to kara bare but my dick just kept going soft. i was fucking worried as shit cause this is serious! I tried and mufucking tried but all i could think of was wanting a delicious pb&J sammich and paranoid as shit moms would catch me? Moms lives fucking far away but the anxiety was real! A nigga aint even eaten pb&j since the days of elementary school. Pb&j was the mufucking sammich moms would cook up for a young buck when he got home from school. Id sit my skinny ass down, kick of the old ass hand me down chucks and watch me some toons.
All of the sudden it hit me.. FUCKING KARA BARE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH ASS RESCUE RANGER! A nigga is twisted but i cant jerk off to a gal who looks like a cartoon.
Think about the kids man! The young niggas!
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
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#141003 - 01/18/06 11:54 AM
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Ok guapo thats cool,but now ya gots to come over here and help me get the kool-aid off the walls before them shits get stained yo.ya feel me?
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#141005 - 01/18/06 01:08 PM
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Ok guapo thats cool,but now ya gots to come over here and help me get the kool-aid off the walls before them shits get stained yo.ya feel me?
Why you have kool aid stained walls??
Im always available for help bro! Im one helping ass mofo.
You my dog even though you seem to hate on me i got love for you! I got love for all my xpt niggas.
On a side note i wish someone would invent alcoholic kool aid. Straight in powder form and all! Id put in like 6 packets into the glass and get drunk as a muthatrucka.
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#141007 - 01/18/06 02:39 PM
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Ok guapo thats cool,but now ya gots to come over here and help me get the kool-aid off the walls before them shits get stained yo.ya feel me?
Why you have kool aid stained walls??
Im always available for help bro! Im one helping ass mofo.
You my dog even though you seem to hate on me i got love for you! I got love for all my xpt niggas.
On a side note i wish someone would invent alcoholic kool aid. Straight in powder form and all! Id put in like 6 packets into the glass and get drunk as a muthatrucka.
My nig!?I never hate the player,it's the game that gets me down.My beggin' to diff wit you over sisters in porn and kelly "one of the finest asses on a porn chick"Wells is just a matter of personal taste.No reflection on you at all.I would so drink alky kool aid with you till we didn't even mix it with water no more an we start wildin'.Shit I ain't doin nothin this weekend.Hit me up yo...
Yo the black chick comment was not the truth. A nigga is just mad cause my wifey le'Tisha tryin to divorce a nigga over some bullshit. At the moment i was high / drunk and wrote some shit to try and get back at the black women of the world.
Black women is fiesty. You fuck another woman and all of the sudden shit hit the fan. GODDAMMMMMMMM!
As for Kelly wells..well this nig still think she busted. But thats only my opinion.
I'll get to working on some alcoholic kool aid powder. Shit after i get drunk ill cut up some lines and snort the shit.
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#141008 - 01/18/06 03:03 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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See? Now thats what the fuck I am talkin about!
Yo, dog ,me you and that nigga chuck spears dog-YEEEAAHHBOY!
All we need is a ninety-oldsmobile.
"In this crew wit da ninety-eight,subject of suckers-"
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#141010 - 01/18/06 04:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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If we're gonna get all New Jack up in here, then we should get Kris Rock to play Chris Rock making crack in the bathtub.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#141011 - 01/18/06 05:45 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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See? Now thats what the fuck I am talkin about!
Yo, dog ,me you and that nigga chuck spears dog-YEEEAAHHBOY!
All we need is a ninety-oldsmobile.
"In this crew wit da ninety-eight,subject of suckers-"
"My 98 Oldsmobile like..SUUU.......PEEEEEEEEEER......SPERM"
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#141012 - 01/18/06 06:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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Uh, I belive his name was "Pookie." Who will play Ice T? Ice T?
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