So i was trying to jerk off to kara bare but my dick just kept going soft. i was fucking worried as shit cause this is serious! I tried and mufucking tried but all i could think of was wanting a delicious pb&J sammich and paranoid as shit moms would catch me? Moms lives fucking far away but the anxiety was real! A nigga aint even eaten pb&j since the days of elementary school. Pb&j was the mufucking sammich moms would cook up for a young buck when he got home from school. Id sit my skinny ass down, kick of the old ass hand me down chucks and watch me some toons.

All of the sudden it hit me.. FUCKING KARA BARE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH ASS RESCUE RANGER! A nigga is twisted but i cant jerk off to a gal who looks like a cartoon.

Think about the kids man! The young niggas!

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger