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#140890 - 01/17/06 10:49 PM smartt & have2cit mutual admiration society
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Man, some intelligent chicks have been showing up here lately.




Good thing, eh? We need ´em to counterbalance stupid chicks like, uh, you, for example.


Edited by jrv (01/18/06 06:30 AM)

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#140891 - 01/17/06 10:52 PM Re: HI, Everybody
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

Man, some intelligent chicks have been showing up here lately.




Good thing, eh? We need ´em to counterbalance stupid chicks like, uh, you, for example.




Now this is the Brazilian Smartt
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#140892 - 01/17/06 11:01 PM Re: HI, Everybody
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Gia attacks me, I fight back. That´s the ticket.

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#140893 - 01/17/06 11:04 PM Re: HI, Everybody
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Where did she attack you? All I saw was her agreeing with you on refridgerator repair
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#140894 - 01/18/06 12:53 AM Re: HI, Everybody
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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You should pay more attention to other threads. She´s even using the old have2clit jokes.

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#140895 - 01/18/06 05:38 AM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Good thing, eh? We need ´em to counterbalance stupid chicks like, uh, you, for example.




poor smartt, still mad he's not a mod. I hate to be the bearer of bad news (not) but everyone on the board will become a mod before you, even sammura. so how does it feel to be lower than sam shane anyway?

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#140896 - 01/18/06 05:45 AM Re: HI, Everybody
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poor smartt, still mad he's not a mod. I hate to be the bearer of bad news (not) but everyone on the board will become a mod before you, even sammura. so how does it feel to be lower than sam shane anyway?




I´m not. And now excuse me, I´m going to shoot one more scene for the movie that will be way better than any JM Shit.

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#140897 - 01/18/06 05:59 AM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I´m not. And now excuse me, I´m going to shoot one more scene for the movie that will be way better than any JM Shit.




So when does your movie "Jungle Boy Loves Man Ass" come out anyway?

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#140898 - 01/18/06 06:31 AM Re: HI, Everybody
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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How the fuck this thread got split in two?

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#140899 - 01/18/06 06:33 AM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
your sperm swapping buddy jrv moved it

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#140900 - 01/20/06 02:02 PM Re: HI, Everybody
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Have2cit-
Undergoing gayness?

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#140901 - 01/20/06 03:11 PM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
ryan-
undergoing meth psychosis

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#140902 - 01/20/06 03:18 PM Re: HI, Everybody
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i think smartt must be of some means by brazilian standards given his english and the fact he owns one of nine computers in his country.

ryan, i'm willing to bet you could actually pick up some work and leave your apartment for the first time in three days by going down there to "shoot" for smartt's company. you'd see the world and be able to buy more meth when you get back and you've run out of diseases you can contract at this point.
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#140903 - 01/20/06 03:56 PM Re: HI, Everybody
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
LOL, You are trying to get him eaten by cannibals
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#140904 - 01/20/06 05:59 PM Re: HI, Everybody
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
LOL,
R U GAY?

Have2suck is a girl.

Lamesn works at home depot.

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#140905 - 01/20/06 06:03 PM Re: HI, Everybody
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Looks like Ryan and Smartt have to share a thread.
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#140906 - 01/20/06 06:05 PM Re: HI, Everybody
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Looks like gia's been overshot!

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#140907 - 01/20/06 06:06 PM Re: HI, Everybody
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Just kidding hot stuff!

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#140908 - 01/20/06 06:06 PM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Looks like gia's been overshot!




you certainly won't have to worry about that

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#140909 - 01/20/06 06:08 PM Re: HI, Everybody
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
What, me worry?

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#140910 - 01/20/06 06:11 PM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

What, me worry?




i'm sure your meth takes care of that emotion too

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#140911 - 01/20/06 06:12 PM Re: HI, Everybody
ChuckSpears Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Quote:

Looks like gia's been overshot!




Does overshot mean being saavy enough to not shoot for bottom of the barrel gonzo companies that hire you?

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#140912 - 01/20/06 06:14 PM Re: HI, Everybody
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
No,
it means everyone kiss Gia Jordan's ass and you might actualy get a hug out of it at the next convention.


Edited by RyanKnox (01/20/06 06:16 PM)

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#140913 - 01/20/06 06:16 PM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

No,
it means everyone kiss Gia Jordan's ass and you might actualy get a hug out of it!




bitch slapping you is it's own reward

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#140914 - 01/20/06 06:18 PM Re: HI, Everybody
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Sure fan sure-
I think Chris Rok and you have a lot in common.
You both post some whacky shit!!!

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#140915 - 01/20/06 06:20 PM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Sure fan sure-
I think Chris Rok and you have a lot in common.
You both post some whacky shit!!!




thanks a lot industry leech

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#140916 - 01/20/06 06:27 PM Re: HI, Everybody
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You're welcome,
fan.

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#140917 - 01/20/06 06:35 PM Re: HI, Everybody
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ryan-

I just ate a plate of corn, can I take a shit in your mouth?

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