For your NEXT AB Shoot:
Here's a simple, SUBTLE yet powerful way to add another level of outrage, debauchery, crimes against nature and ultimately Strokeability to the next American Bukkake Shoot...Have the guys get a sperm count prior to the shoot and have them bring it with their AIM tests and IDs (many Sperm Banks will take your jizz for free but will also provide you with information regarding your cum after you have donated...one piece of such info would be sperm counts.)
Armed with these stats, Tony, you could have a counter on the bottom left hand corner that counts the number of potential human beings that are murderd as they are EJACULATED out of the safe, warm confines of a guy's nutsack and out into the brutal cold world, where they die in a few minutes of agonizing pain and torture swimming frantically around the external face and body of the whores who allowed themselves to become a type of "pseudo graveyard's" of Trillions of people who never were, but might have been if not for the "advent/evolving progress" of the Klingon Empire
Seriously as each guy pops, the number in the bottom TV Screen corner would increase by the amount of that individual's actual sperm count. This has potential...