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What I love about porn, with its exaggerated, fake, shallow depiction(s) of sexuality, and of the Female of the Human Species in general, is that IT FORCES YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE AND APPRECIATE truly beautiful, genuine, REAL examples of female beauty and sexuality when you encounter them in real life....

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Yes, Burglar, the Aristotle of modern times.


Yes, many a man has said those timeless words "What a fucking pig"* upon watching his newly unwrapped stick flick at 4* speed, fresh from the shelves of his habitual porno store, yet were that same man ever to meet that starlette in real life, he would very quickly be proposing marriage and children.


So the moral of the story is its easy to put down and bag out girls on tape, when in fact in real life most consumers of porn would chop off a nut for ten minutes of conversation with them.



*Just for the record I think these chicks are alright. In looks anyway. So its no slight on them, just a Burglar-inspired general observation of the human condition.