I'm suprised no one thought of it before. Maybe they did.

Recruiting pro-footballers for porn that is. I guess when you're on what, $5 million US a year, getting paid $200 to jizz in some she-males AIDS infested arsehole is only appealing if in fact you are a cokehead and have snorted most of your money.

Of course the shrunken genitalia and impotence from years of steroid abuse might be a problem, but imagine the buzz you'd generate with a big name player jizzing on some quality chix. Or some dirty hoes if you want to take that angle.


And isn't a beautiful commentary on contemporary American society. Black and white bonded together by coke.

Breaking down barriers, that's what its all about. Props to the porno bizz, its really making a difference.

He musn't have been very well known.


See, I'm a man after my time.

Is now a good time to point out that pro football player Ben Davidson was in Behind the Green Door? Non-sex role, though.

--t