Yes, this means there is a distinct choice between watching Entourage on HBO or blasting your load up your woman's ass. Decisions, decisions.


ROME (Reuters) - Thinking of buying a TV for the bedroom? Think again -- it could ruin your sex life.

A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't.

"If there's no television in the bedroom, the frequency (of sexual intercourse) doubles," said Serenella Salomoni whose team of psychologists questioned 523 Italian couples to see what effect television had on their sex lives.

On average, Italians who live without TV in the bedroom have sex twice a week, or eight times a month. This drops to an average of four times a month for those with a TV, the study found.

For the over-50s the effect is even more marked, with the average of seven couplings a month falling to just 1.5 times.

The study found certain programmes are far more likely to impede passion than others. Violent films will put a stop to sexual relations for half of all couples, while reality shows stem passion for a third of couples.

There are two obvious flaws in the study.

First, it doesn't have a test of group of single males. A TV in the bedroom probably increases the chances of masturbating.

Second, they need a control group where the TV plays the Donkey Punch instructional video and ask if that helps or hurts.

Why can't you do doggie style and watch tv at the same time

I dont have a tv in my bedroom and i havent had sex for over 10 years( since tula died) not too many dates either

Guess im waiting for charmaine (: