I have been on this thing like razor burn zit stubble on AC's number 4, 5 and 6 chins...

Gia has been fed some critical info from yours truly who has now all of a sudden become a rolling (no pun intended) 411 Missing Porn Persons Kiosk/Bureau.

Amidst Dog turds and pizza boxes, I can definitely say that there is a strong possibility that AC did in fact abduct Christie's dog and give it to Tera patrick, much like Greg Focker did with Mr Jinx the cat .... it turns out AC has been using Christie All along to get to Tera and win Tera's heart.

You can all thank me now for clearing that shit up so now we can get back to posts about more important things like how many weight watcher points are in the average load of cum, stuff like that....