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#140666 - 01/16/06 07:15 PM Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
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On this whole AC Cookies an Cream /Christie Lee thing.The posse is getting edgy and somebody is gonna have to swing from yonder hanging tree.If your girl isn't gonna check in,(she could have set up a dial-up account by now)I feel secure that we can trust your judgement and use your opinion as a guide to help us "rush to judgement".So come on and give one of them up.Flip a coin even,since it doesn't really matter which one of them is lying,it's just time to lynch someone.
Thanks in advance,
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#140667 - 01/16/06 07:25 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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You had to bring up the swinging from a tree motif today of all days
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#140668 - 01/16/06 07:31 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
gia jordan Offline
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Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, Bishop. See, I care enough about civil rights to not abbreviate it to Happy MLK Day. To celebrate, I went to a white sale at Macys. But seriously, guys. I just don't know. I just don't have any answers.
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#140669 - 01/16/06 07:46 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Bishop Offline
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I knew the day would come that I could buy whites.I just never thought I would live to see it.
Gia you are too kind,you know what time it is you just don't want to cue the carnage to follow...
The sooner you get comfortable with the frenzy that follows the blood in the water around here,the better off you are gonna be.If it helps any,it's never personal.It's strictly business.
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#140670 - 01/16/06 08:18 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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I have been on this thing like razor burn zit stubble on AC's number 4, 5 and 6 chins...

Gia has been fed some critical info from yours truly who has now all of a sudden become a rolling (no pun intended) 411 Missing Porn Persons Kiosk/Bureau.

Amidst Dog turds and pizza boxes, I can definitely say that there is a strong possibility that AC did in fact abduct Christie's dog and give it to Tera patrick, much like Greg Focker did with Mr Jinx the cat .... it turns out AC has been using Christie All along to get to Tera and win Tera's heart.

You can all thank me now for clearing that shit up so now we can get back to posts about more important things like how many weight watcher points are in the average load of cum, stuff like that....
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#140671 - 01/16/06 08:19 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
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In a time of intolerance...





In a place far from home...





All they had was each other...


GIA JORDAN




BISHOP WASHINGTON




Star in the feelgood movie of XPT...




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#140672 - 01/16/06 08:27 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
gia jordan Offline
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Lol...Arab. Mega props for tapping into the fact that I'm of that region. Not many people get that.
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#140673 - 01/16/06 08:31 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
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What did it was the "whites" comment. I had a Pakistani girlfriend in college that used to get together with her friends and let rip on the honkeys at the clubs. It was like Chutney Def Comedy Jam. They called them white girls (you have to say it so it sounds like your skin is literally crawling with insects), Bishop's people call them crackas, my small and hairless people just call them oil consumers that fight our wars for us.
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#140674 - 01/16/06 08:33 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Bishop Offline
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Hmmmm...
Damn I'm easy.... However I dont think that movie would have the proper rating


Edited by Bishop (01/16/06 08:35 PM)
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#140675 - 01/16/06 08:36 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Da Burglar Offline
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This pic gave me wood....her round tummy looks sexy for some reason, it must be a relativistic arousal given that HUGE FAT HUMAN abdomen's have dominated the thematic expressway of the cage for the last 24 hours, albeit not of the female variety.

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#140676 - 01/16/06 08:45 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
gia jordan Offline
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I'm half-Pakistani and half-English/Italian. I call myself a white girl. Always have. I'm so white, I can't even dance. I got away with it at strip clubs by posing on stage and doing a few pole tricks. I was raised on chicken soup and Judy Blume like every other girl on the East Coast..
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#140677 - 01/16/06 08:47 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Bornyo Offline
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I was raised on chicken soup and Judy Blume like every other girl on the East Coast..




Bunny Bread or Sunbeam? Oh wait, nevermind. This isn't an ADT poll.

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#140678 - 01/16/06 08:55 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
gia jordan Offline
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Bahama Bread. But the homemade forcaccia bread my grandma made was the bomb. And I loved Sam Breakstone's cottage cheese in my lunchbox.

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#140679 - 01/16/06 09:01 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
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Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, Bishop. See, I care enough about civil rights to not abbreviate it to Happy MLK Day. To celebrate, I went to a white sale at Macys. But seriously, guys. I just don't know. I just don't have any answers.




More minorities need their own national holiday so I can have the day off work. Thanks Bishop
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#140680 - 01/16/06 09:22 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
smiling arab Offline
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I've seen the finest works of cinema that the nascent Islamabad and Lahore film industries have put out. Believe me, not being able to dance is a national trait, along with tone deafness and a fondness for suits that make men look like Barry Manalow.
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#140681 - 01/16/06 09:38 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
gia jordan Offline
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Their style's heinous. I have style.
Btw, who's that whore on the hood of the car? I know it's not me because I've only briefy been that fat and I've never worn overalls ever.
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#140682 - 01/16/06 09:47 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Their style's heinous. I have style.
Btw, who's that whore on the hood of the car? I know it's not me because I've only briefy been that fat and I've never worn overalls ever.




It needs to be pointed out that that car is a Lincoln with suicide doors. I'd rather have that car in its condition, than the whore in hers.


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#140683 - 01/16/06 09:54 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
smiling arab Offline
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Google hillbilly. It's the first thing that comes up.
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#140684 - 01/16/06 10:00 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
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Registered: 03/12/03
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It needs to be pointed out that that car is a Lincoln with suicide doors. I'd rather have that car in its condition, than the whore in hers.




Dude you are so right, when I saw the pic the car drew my attention more than the dumpy whore standing on it. It's in an awful color (factory?) but hell I'd take that car restore it, paint it black, and be stylin'.

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#140685 - 01/16/06 10:13 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, Bishop. See, I care enough about civil rights to not abbreviate it to Happy MLK Day. To celebrate, I went to a white sale at Macys. But seriously, guys. I just don't know. I just don't have any answers.




More minorities need their own national holiday so I can have the day off work. Thanks Bishop


You are quite welcomed.How do you like the way I coordinated it with the premiere of Fox's runaway hit 24?
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#140686 - 01/16/06 10:19 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
That car rocks.
It's almost worth getting my license back to drive one.

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#140687 - 01/16/06 10:28 PM Re: Okay Gia you have the Inside track...
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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You had to bring up the swinging from a tree motif today of all days




2nd post of the thread and you kill, man!

Ed. ~ the rest of the thread is good too.


Edited by John Floofin (01/16/06 10:33 PM)

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