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so here are the discriminating financial requirements to buy like 20 hours of ksex-time a month. i say we have kyoto read his snuff-post 100x a month, it's like the cost of getting your oil and tranny-fluids changed. wankus, it's time to see how desperate you are, bitch.

Ksex ad rates, you couldn't spend a grand if you tried



My question is, do they actually go out and try to recruit sponsors and advertisers?

I mean, that's what 95% of radio is nowadays. Playing Herb Tarlik and calling every guy just off the boat who opened some dumpy gyro place down the street trying to con him into thinking your 5,000 watt AM station that runs local high school softball games and fills the remainder of time with awful rightwing El Rushbo minus the oxycotin ripoffs like Mike Gallagher that suddenly gets overpowered when the sun goes down by the spanish station working one over on the dial, is the hot place to advertise and all the kids in town will wanna hang out there like it's the Peach Pit if you buy time on their "hip" station.

But internet radio is akin to shouting out your window to draw an audience. I mean, what the fuck can the "ad wizards" at KSEX be bringing to the table to convince some fledgling company that they need to appeal to a bunch of housebound living in momma's basement mushrooms who have the goddamn station streaming all day and pleasuring themselves while the neighbors wonder what the fuck those noises are. I mean, if you are a member of the sales department at KSEX (no, no please.......STOP FUCKING LAUGHING.....GET UP OFF THE FLOOR AND JUST PLAY ALONG WITH ME!!!!) do you actually pull out a tape of some of the PJ's and say "Well, here are two of our most popular on air personalities, Lorrainiac and Cuzfucker, and boy, I'll tell you, the big boys in L.A. would love to have these two in morning drive but they can't have 'em cause we got 'em. They make Stern and O&A look like Mother Angelica" and then start playing that shit with that screaming idiot woman who proves that in fact, women should stay the fuck off radio, and in fact most likely BE SHOT if they sound and talk like that?

I admit, I clicked on there two or three times to hear the trainwreck that is Cytherea go off on Gen Padova or whatever meth dealer she's pissed at this week, and I was shocked (SHOCKED) to find there were ads on there for things non-sex related that most likely the "MOM I'M LISTENING TO MY COMPUTER I'LL EAT MY FUCKING DINNER LATER, BITCH!!!" crowd will use as an intermission to go wipe the dingleberries off their crotchsweat soaked chair. Whoever is buying ad time down there, man, find the CEO of those companies and start telling him about this great acre of land you've got down in New Orleans that just went beachfront in August.

Seriously......they aren't serious over there, are they?