Let's do this right, I kick in the first $786.43, and I volunteer to write a 10 page (XPT Type style and size) white elephant on a topic loosely encompassing the relationship between porn, bodily fluid metaphors and the defenestration of Prague, to be read by Wankus non-stop for the month of March (with a special Gaelic Version on March 17 by guest PJ Irish Midget), whereby Wankus can actually do that ridiculous "WTF?" expression and have it mean something...

What I really want to know is WHO would base a discretionary spending decision on anything they might hear on KSEX? If my entire body was covered in Herpes simplex 17 and I was oozing pus just breathing, and I heard on KSEX of a miracle drug approved by all the world countries' medical societies as a sure fire cure, I would wait until I heard the ad/endorsement on Howard Stern before I made the purchase. WTF???