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Why do all hobos call me "big guy"? "Hey, big guy..." I'm 6'2", which I admit is large for the stock of a Semitic people, but I'm a lean man. Do they think this is more effective? I always said I wished one guy would be honest with me, but when one asked me once if I would buy him a beer, I nearly urinated on him in disgust. The only friendly homeless people are in movies, they're all friendly until they sneak into your building and fuck your poodle in the bathtub without cleaning up after themselves.



Arab you drinking again? You know that shit works on you - almost as bad as Monstar.