Julia Roberts can get a table at Tavern On the Green on a Friday without a reservation. I can't do that even though I've done more movies than her. To prove this, I had a friend film me trying the same thing here in LA at The Ivy. On the last refusal from the host, I held up my boxcover of Anal Life 2, fully aware that I was still not skating by on marginal fame compared to a mainstream celeb, just to prove a point to my audience that may one day see the pranks I like to film of myself.