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#140555 - 01/16/06 08:46 AM
Random Thoughts
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Porn Jesus
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Warning up front this won't be entertaining or deemed insightful reading, basically im just putting down anything that comes to mind for my own benefit or to let other people who find themselves in the same frame of mind (ac cream) that its ok. Wait ignore that last bit, dark day in my world when i start comparing myself to ac cream. Well the reoccurring dreams of endless falling have returned which believe it or not isn't bad news considering what my other reoccurring dream is (sammura chi town gang bang house party some posters might remember the full story but i don't want to get into it otherwise , well you know). They say the two most common reoccurring dreams are the feeling of falling and your teeth falling out, i always question myself on knowing that but never actually finding out what either represent, that info must of followed wherever i heard it to begin with. Eva angelina makes me laugh, i own lil ceases cd, both disturbing, i wonder if luke wishes he used a disclaimer back in the lukeford.com days, it must be painful to have a b grade porn star who is willing to take shots on the grill for little money take your entire bank roll on a story nobody but her read. Im sure this lingers n the dark part of lukes mind to this day, his hard earned money gone to a girl who probably blew it in a month. lacie heart is a new vivid girl, amazing how similar she looks to that crazy scottish whore who did all that nasty shit like max stuff, piss mops and shit.  I wonder what sammura is thinking as she reads this sentence right now. I hope shes touching herself. (sits for a while). I just realized that i actually mean that and i think its because i draw strength from her getting off on when shes thinks im down. hmmmmmmm. I get joy from sammuras joy even if its based on negativity. wow. (head tilt slight should shrug) I wonder how many random people have told serena williams that shes ugly and doesn't have a feminine bone in her body to her face , something that only serena and that person know about and if the whole confident in her appearance is just an act and those words from a person she will never see again still ring deep. Not that ive ever meet serena or anything Im certain phil spector did it, but why?. I think she wanted to leave, i know he had issues with that when he held the ramones hostage for a week, but to go as far as shooting, im getting a blinding image of tantas wife for some reason, i wonder why i connect her with phil spector, now im getting scenes from the movie blow with johnny depp, the hairdresser scene , coke, weed, pee wee herman, tantas wife and phil spector. I have had ac creams image pop up in my head twice in day to day life, im not concerned but if it starts happening more frequently i will be You know if i was a regular drug user or heavy drinker i could rationalize these thoughts and dreams but the fact i haven't taken any drugs (not even weed) in the good part of a year or gotten drunk in 6 months its a tad worrying. Amazing to know that jessica simpson has at least 30 million and teagan pressley has around 30 grand, yet i can name at least two of teagans movies and i can name only one of jessicas songs, appearance wise they rank about the same, just strange both shared the same dream originally (fame) and how thin the path into it can be. Cindy crawford. I wonder if corina taylor has found a male role model for her baby. God im an asshole, seriously. im laughing because i know she hasn't, its not the kids fault, but it will be when he is old enough to walk and talk. Life is easier when theres someone to blame
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#140557 - 01/16/06 04:05 PM
Re: Random Thoughts
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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Amazing to know that jessica simpson has at least 30 million and teagan pressley has around 30 grand, yet i can name at least two of teagans movies and i can name only one of jessicas songs, appearance wise they rank about the same, just strange both shared the same dream originally (fame) and how thin the path into it can be.
Deep, dude.
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#140558 - 01/16/06 06:52 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
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My random thought:
WTF is up with all these people dropping links on us to their photos of some porn event/convention? They think if we do a Monkey Style on their photos its like some sort of initiation, that they are a legit porn reporter or something. Just stop amateur photogs, we'll find the pics if we want them, most suck anyways(not you LF/DF).
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#140559 - 01/16/06 06:53 PM
Re: Random Thoughts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Julia Roberts can get a table at Tavern On the Green on a Friday without a reservation. I can't do that even though I've done more movies than her. To prove this, I had a friend film me trying the same thing here in LA at The Ivy. On the last refusal from the host, I held up my boxcover of Anal Life 2, fully aware that I was still not skating by on marginal fame compared to a mainstream celeb, just to prove a point to my audience that may one day see the pranks I like to film of myself.
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#140560 - 01/16/06 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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upper west's heinous, dawg.
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#140562 - 01/16/06 07:39 PM
Re: Random Thoughts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i usually just throw elbows to their face then get arrested. it's cathartic though, you know you want to try it, pretend the guy's steve smith of the panthers and WHAM!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#140563 - 01/16/06 07:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Why do all hobos call me "big guy"? "Hey, big guy..." I'm 6'2", which I admit is large for the stock of a Semitic people, but I'm a lean man. Do they think this is more effective? I always said I wished one guy would be honest with me, but when one asked me once if I would buy him a beer, I nearly urinated on him in disgust. The only friendly homeless people are in movies, they're all friendly until they sneak into your building and fuck your poodle in the bathtub without cleaning up after themselves.
Arab you drinking again? You know that shit works on you - almost as bad as Monstar.
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#140564 - 01/16/06 07:40 PM
Re: Random Thoughts
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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As much shit as he talked about xxxpt what sort of harmonic convergence must have taken place to keep AC Cookies n' Creme from getting fragged as if he stepped on a mine in the Nam' the moment he logged on here?Is it all an elaborate set up to a joke that my mind is to simple to comprehend?
Despite her overt muscularity I still find Serena Williams attrtactive.I would feel as if that realization threatened my homophobic heterosexuality,but fortunately my attraction to Serena is counterbalanced by the fact that I wouldn't fuck her sister Venus at gunpoint.
Glad to have a thread like this in order to get these things off of my chest...
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#140565 - 01/16/06 07:41 PM
Re: Random Thoughts
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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venus has a penis
what makes this funny is it's larger than smartt's
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#140567 - 01/16/06 09:49 PM
Re: Random Thoughts
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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There is no point to this story:
About a week or so ago, a client called me up and said his father was in an embarassing situation and he couldn't talk about it on the phone. I told him to come to my office. He said to meet him somewhere. After making it clear that the meter starts running... now... I showed up at 26th and California and met him in front.
It seems his father had an previously unknown fondness for tranquilizers, a few cleverly concealed trips to the mad house and an absolutely shocking taste for the bellyflesh of teenage boys. He'd picked up a boy wonder prostitute and apparently bit the kid so hard on his stomach that the kid kicked him in the chin, slamming his mouth shut so fast that he chipped four teeth. But he was rambling and carrying on so much that the kid, after no doubt taking every C-Note on the old man's person, dropped a dime from a few blocks away about some bloody old man spitting out fragments of enamel in an alley. Or so that's the speculation.
26th and California--if you live in this city, you know what that address means. It's hell. I've never spent a day in prison, not even an hour. My record is completely clean which is why I could take sleazebags for clients, beginning with a lecherous Outfit goon that was murdered shortly thereafter by his own kind. Now I just take other people's sleazebag relatives for clients as a favor, which isn't to say it's free, because you wouldn't go to this place by choice if a fucking leprechaun told you he had a pot of gold inside. It's in the ghetto and it's even worse inside.
Apparently, the cops put this pederast old man in lockup with drunks and petty thieves (who are usually crackheads), which snapped whatever thread was holding him to reality. I look around and his kid is white--white as a fucking ghost. I've never seen anyone so pale their skin was almost transparent. He seems slightly better though after I get there since like all people who fear The Law he grasps at a few bullshit words of comfort.
By the time we got there, they'd taken his old man and put him in isolation. The next step was the infirmiry. After some intense voodoo I got them to let me see the old man. He looked like John Wayne, if you looked past the foam coming out of his mouth.
Since the kid (who was picked up with a savage bitemark on his gut about an hour later--it's not smart to walk down the street without a coat in January, in a white shirt, with blood pouring out of you) wasn't going to do anything, they were only holding him on a charge of disturbing the peace. Get arraigned, pay a fine, leave. But they can't dump him out in this condition. With his kid's consent I get them to drag him to the infirmiry and dope him up. Just before he goes under, in a whisper (but audible), he says:
"Cop... shoot cop... cop... shoot cop..."
Which became my signature, along with the rest of the lyrics to Life Sex and Death's "Guatemala." I have no idea how this guy heard it--maybe the hustler had it on his iPod or something. But like a good attorney, I smile and discreetly shove a pillow over his head before anyone hears him. For all I know, he did shoot a cop.
So the man is knocked out, and I'm discussing what to do with him with his son. This is gonna look awful in the society pages, and their family has some deep roots among the people who line their mina bird cages with those things. Sending him back to the bug house sounds reasonable, but it would take hours, and the son said he couldn't stay that long (God I love to see devouted children!) I tell him the bureaucratic shit is going to take all day anyway, and I had to get to court in a couple of hours, so he better makeup his mind.
In the end, the old man was taken to the bughouse where, his son was told, his mother used to have him committed everytime he was arrested.
Again, no point to this story, no moral and no happy ending. The old man will get out again and take a piece out of some 17 year old hustler's calf. His son will call me, and we'll repeat the process all over again.
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#140571 - 01/17/06 12:00 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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Falling is anxiety based, but kind of related to teeth. Its a loss of control.
It can also be related to loneliness or isolation.
wow really? I don't have dreams about teeth falling out only the never ending falling, i just mentioned that those are supposedly the two most common reoccurring dreams, its weird that falling is supposed to mean isolation and loneliness, as i tend to feel smothered in my life. Sure loss of control isn't for falling? hmmmm, strange.
Sorry I worded that ambiguously. Both dreams can be taken as feelings of loss of control. I didn't mean falling teeth, I meant the dreams of falling and the dreams of teeth can both be related to a theme, the dreams don't have to related to each other.
Teeth are your "bite", your aggressive side, your control. Them falling out means perhaps some feelings of loss of control.
Falling can be "falling from grace", "catch me I'm falling", both themes of loss of control. Also can be interpreted as needing someone to catch you "Is someone there to catch me???", hence the isolation and loneliness theme.
As I say, a lot of it is complete mystical mumbo jumbo, so I wouldn't go and buy a gun and start shooting ppl on the basis of a few dreams.
I used to have a recurring dream type of being in a war etc and having a gun, but I could never get it to fire. That too was loss of control related, a feeling of [non-sexual] impotence.
All three can also be related to lack of confidence, a feeling of impending failure.
So pretty much if you have a lateral mind you can relate it to many themes.
Find the one which best suits you, see if you can work on that aspect of your life, and see if the dreams diminish.
Dreams are reflections of the unconscious mind, in some cases they are mere cleaning out of the data banks and mean nothing at all except your mind processing and deleting information.
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#140572 - 01/17/06 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Falling is anxiety based, but kind of related to teeth. Its a loss of control.
It can also be related to loneliness or isolation.
wow really? I don't have dreams about teeth falling out only the never ending falling, i just mentioned that those are supposedly the two most common reoccurring dreams, its weird that falling is supposed to mean isolation and loneliness, as i tend to feel smothered in my life. Sure loss of control isn't for falling? hmmmm, strange.
Sorry I worded that ambiguously. Both dreams can be taken as feelings of loss of control. I didn't mean falling teeth, I meant the dreams of falling and the dreams of teeth can both be related to a theme, the dreams don't have to related to each other.
Teeth are your "bite", your aggressive side, your control. Them falling out means perhaps some feelings of loss of control.
Falling can be "falling from grace", "catch me I'm falling", both themes of loss of control. Also can be interpreted as needing someone to catch you "Is someone there to catch me???", hence the isolation and loneliness theme.
As I say, a lot of it is complete mystical mumbo jumbo, so I wouldn't go and buy a gun and start shooting ppl on the basis of a few dreams.
I used to have a recurring dream type of being in a war etc and having a gun, but I could never get it to fire. That too was loss of control related, a feeling of [non-sexual] impotence.
All three can also be related to lack of confidence, a feeling of impending failure.
So pretty much if you have a lateral mind you can relate it to many themes.
Find the one which best suits you, see if you can work on that aspect of your life, and see if the dreams diminish.
Dreams are reflections of the unconscious mind, in some cases they are mere cleaning out of the data banks and mean nothing at all except your mind processing and deleting information.
Interesting stuff, some of which i can see, loss of control but then again everyone at some point feels that im sure. no one ever feels in control 100% of the time. Interesting none the less, I wonder who i go to on the sammura chicago house party gangbang, there has to be a deeper meaning to that one, i know that has to do with the lose of control and feeling out of my element.
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#140573 - 01/17/06 01:06 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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As much shit as he talked about xxxpt what sort of harmonic convergence must have taken place to keep AC Cookies n' Creme from getting fragged as if he stepped on a mine in the Nam' the moment he logged on here?Is it all an elaborate set up to a joke that my mind is to simple to comprehend?
Despite her overt muscularity I still find Serena Williams attrtactive.I would feel as if that realization threatened my homophobic heterosexuality,but fortunately my attraction to Serena is counterbalanced by the fact that I wouldn't fuck her sister Venus at gunpoint.
Glad to have a thread like this in order to get these things off of my chest...
See I'm as white as snow, and I'd rather fuck Venus. She's like an Amazonion. I'd rather fuck neither, but u know, if it was one of them or some AIDS ridden crack whore....
At the Australian Open [tennis] all the media in the papers and press, even the respectable press, is about how big her arse is.
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5478,17796261%255E11088,00.html
The hearld sun is not respectable press btw.
And that thing is fucking big.
I've seen on some afro-american style boards b4 they love her big arse, and black guys love a huge arse.
And the clothes those two hoochies wear, honestly. You'd get evicted from a pimp convention for innapropriate attire.
I think Bishop if you ever fucked Serena Williams you'd run the risk of her bending you over and demolishing your bum hole.
EDIT: Forgot this one:
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=serena+williams+ass&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images
Edited by Melb_Mat (01/17/06 01:08 AM)
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#140574 - 01/17/06 01:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Venus is getting really fat. She used to be all muscle on an already Amazonian body. Now there's a layer of fat around those muscles and it shows in her sluggish performance on the court lately.
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