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#140542 - 01/16/06 06:03 AM Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Seriously, is there anyone in porn who is actually fucking cool? Most porn chicks are reasonably hot, and most good looking girls are naturally cool, yet somehow they went through the education system without making this connection. And so I watch them fuck for money on film and I'm like "You're a loser!" I've worked it out: it's the high level of insecurity most pornstars seem to have. If you're insecure, you cannot be cool.

If anyone responds to this with "Who are you to comment? You're just a loser writing on a pornboard!" you've missed the point.

Anyway I'm off to Europe in a couple of days, have fun and see you in a month.

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#140543 - 01/16/06 07:08 AM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Seriously, is there anyone in porn who is actually fucking cool? Most porn chicks are reasonably hot, and most good looking girls are naturally cool, yet somehow they went through the education system without making this connection. And so I watch them fuck for money on film and I'm like "You're a loser!" I've worked it out: it's the high level of insecurity most pornstars seem to have. If you're insecure, you cannot be cool.

If anyone responds to this with "Who are you to comment? You're just a loser writing on a pornboard!" you've missed the point.

Anyway I'm off to Europe in a couple of days, have fun and see you in a month.





This is a Very Insightful, thought provoking thesis Eddie. It harkens back to the question "Why (do chicks) do Porn?" that was addressed a month and half or so ago, but you actually broaden the spectrum a little with your thesis... so when I get back later this afternoon I will attempt to further bridge over the chasm you have pointed out regarding decent looking chicks, being "cool" (that is to say, well adjusted socially with pleasant personalities and an genuine interest in other people besides themselves) and how it all translates into these women winding up making 100+ movies depicting sexual acts that even some married couples who are 'soul mates' wont ever attempt in their real lives.

As I stated a month and a half ago...MONEY is the seeming obvious, but overly simplisitc and ultimately incorrect/incomplete answer .... enjoy your trip to Europe, where are you going exactly?
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#140544 - 01/16/06 09:04 AM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
When new girls come to my office looking for work one of the first things I ask them is if they do anal.If they say no I always repley with "Dont you want to be cool?"
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#140545 - 01/16/06 12:22 PM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
Random Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Most porn chicks are reasonably hot




Wrong.

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and most good looking girls are naturally cool




Wrong again.

Simple answer to your question: Money, validation, lack of drive and lack of appliable skills to contribute to the mainstream job market. If working at Wal-Mart for five bucks an hour was my only option, I'd probably be more than happy to be the next Ryan Knox.
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#140546 - 01/16/06 02:16 PM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
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When new girls come to my office looking for work one of the first things I ask them is if they do anal.If they say no I always repley with "Dont you want to be cool?"




Ok, i detest people stealing others ideas, but i am sorry, i am admitting right now, i will be using that line going forward, and I will give credit in any written material that shows up in!
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#140547 - 01/16/06 02:44 PM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
asdf Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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most good looking girls are naturally cool




i think most good looking girls with even a little savvy realize the key to appearing cool is keeping your mouth shut and not developing a personality. nobody hates a passive hot chick, but when hot bitches talk too much stupid bullshit they become a loudmouth broad who is only hot with a dick all up in her pouty mowf.

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#140548 - 01/16/06 04:34 PM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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enjoy your trip to Europe, where are you going exactly?




London, Rome, Amsterdam, Barcelona. Any travel advice would be welcome.

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#140549 - 01/16/06 06:12 PM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ok, i detest people stealing others ideas, but i am sorry, i am admitting right now, i will be using that line going forward, and I will give credit in any written material that shows up in!




Dude, somehow you need to film the sequence too, of when it happens and when you get to that line...I can picture dozens of the typically deep-as-dixie-cup chicks from southeastern New England (Conn, Rhode Island, and even.....FALL RIVER, MASSACHUSETTS) who would actually give a deer-in-the-headlights pause when you said that line during the introduction/interview. Seriously...


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enjoy your trip to Europe, where are you going exactly?




London, Rome, Amsterdam, Barcelona. Any travel advice would be welcome.





Only countries/places in Europe I have visited are Ireland and Denamrk...Ireland is awesome, the chicks are really underrated there in terms of looks and attitude...that last gasp bastion of Catholicism's repression manifests itself in truly awesome fashion if you go to the right pub, which is really just about any pub near the University of Dublin...there is a club called "Fireworks", it is 3 floors and huge, I only saw the first floor....wall to wall chicks.
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#140550 - 01/16/06 07:58 PM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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most good looking girls are naturally cool




i think most good looking girls with even a little savvy realize the key to appearing cool is keeping your mouth shut and not developing a personality. nobody hates a passive hot chick, but when hot bitches talk too much stupid bullshit they become a loudmouth broad who is only hot with a dick all up in her pouty mowf.


Okay I decided to stop reading her thread in gen.porn talk and started imagening Fran Drescher's voice coming out of her avatar but it was all for naught.This post makes it official.I would like to pledge my undying love for Cassandra Would someone please put in an order of zanax for me ,so when she turns out to be Brandon Irons I can feel comfortable while I slit my wrists
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#140551 - 01/16/06 09:18 PM Re: Have no social skills? Become a pornstar!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Quote:

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most good looking girls are naturally cool




i think most good looking girls with even a little savvy realize the key to appearing cool is keeping your mouth shut and not developing a personality. nobody hates a passive hot chick, but when hot bitches talk too much stupid bullshit they become a loudmouth broad who is only hot with a dick all up in her pouty mowf.


Okay I decided to stop reading her thread in gen.porn talk and started imagening Fran Drescher's voice coming out of her avatar but it was all for naught.This post makes it official.I would like to pledge my undying love for Cassandra Would someone please put in an order of zanax for me ,so when she turns out to be Brandon Irons I can feel comfortable while I slit my wrists





Bish, this girl is DEFINITELY Thermonuclear...it's not just her pics (well.... ) read ALL her posts...she's got that rare gift that exisits in select females whose intelligence manifests itself in added ejaculatory magnetism (translation, she's the kind of girl you want to flatter by politely asking her to accompany you into the spare bedroom during a crowded houseparty and simply jerk off for her, then take her back out and introduce her to everyone as your new guru...or something like that ...)
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