Seriously, is there anyone in porn who is actually fucking cool? Most porn chicks are reasonably hot, and most good looking girls are naturally cool, yet somehow they went through the education system without making this connection. And so I watch them fuck for money on film and I'm like "You're a loser!" I've worked it out: it's the high level of insecurity most pornstars seem to have. If you're insecure, you cannot be cool.

If anyone responds to this with "Who are you to comment? You're just a loser writing on a pornboard!" you've missed the point.

Anyway I'm off to Europe in a couple of days, have fun and see you in a month.