Guapo makes a great point, one that consistently rears its "ugly" head, particularly around convention time. The truism that most chicks appearing on film look significantly different (worse?) up close in real life has been well established, and when questions arise regarding their aesthetic integrity like THE MAN GUAPO raises here regarding these particular female specimens, well, that may not bode well for the chick's "long" short term porn career.

HOWEVER...let's be fair, and analytical. I recently posted in the cage about a type of "validation" taking place in the minds of porn chicks when they appear on film, that their sex appeal is verified by the actual scenes they perform, and more importantly by the fact that guys all over the world are pulling their puds watching the chick do what she does on screen. You hear that all the time, that most chicks in porn express some kind of pleasure in knowing that complete strangers (many of whom look like physical freak shows such as AC Cream, Sal McVey or even myself) are forsaking all other activity for a few minutes at a time animating their one eyed meat puppet and ejaculating all over the keyboard. It instills in the girl a type of synthetic self esteem that she is able to indirectly provide men with orgasmic bliss, and it lasts until the next time she is ignored or told by someone (probably a male she is romantically interested) in real life that her appearance is flawed for some reason...It is cruel, it is harsh, but it is reality. PORN IS FULL OF FLAWED beauties, the difference is that some flaws are more dramatic or noticeable than others...

Guapo mentions Kelly Wells....I had a chance to meet Kelly Wells briefly at AEE...she did not jump in my lap, we just shook hands and she had absolutely no fucking idea who I was. In person, she looked about the same as I remember seeing her on screen or in pictures, with no trace of any Al Pacino-esque facial hair whatsoever. In fact, Kelly was reasonably attractive in my opinion, her apparent imperfections not detracting from what I would call her "inherent sex appeal" that is present in most females that are not OBESE or hideously scarred/flawed because of disease/trauma/thalidomide. "INHERENT FEMALE SEX APPEAL" is defined by Da Burglar as that principle which states: "NO FEMALE IS COMPLETELY UGLY WITH YOUR DICK IN HER MOUTH, OR DURING THAT FINAL 60 SECONDS OF SEXUAL PLEASURE LEADING UP TO YOUR BLASTING A WAD IN / ON HER...more or less..."

All chicks will readily point out what they themselves think are their flaws, but they actually dont like to hear others affirm what they say about themselves...a chick wants you to disagree with her when she says she is "fat" or "looks like shit"...I dont know what Kelly would say is her own flaws, perhaps her wide "bug eyes" or her complexion, but the girl is not yet even 21 so skin issues are still in a period of resolution.

All my favorite chicks have something that might be called a "flaw" but in my opinion actually enhance their sex appeal and make them "REAL". Gia Jordan once referred to herself as "Stick with Booty" making reference to her seeming ly disporportionate ass (which I think is perfect); Christie Lee might think she is too short (which is not the case, Christie's appeal is in large part due to her height), as would Gen Padova; Luke made the oft mentioned comment that Hailey Young seems too skinny, but again I disagree, Hailey wouldn't be Hailey if not for her thinness. And so on and so on...

Besides, watching Kelly Wells gulp down large vessels filled with male reproductive fluids, such as her scenes in AGSOI or NCDA #6, forces you to NOT notice any apparent physical flaws...Yes, Porn is a great equalizer, average girls can become sex goddesses, and male physical freaks can fuck them vicariously through the fantasy facilitated by porn scenes.

Hey Guapo, what do you think of my saying to Judge Judy that I secretly have fantasized about her wearing a face full of my semen when we appear during taping on her show? You fucking know I will do it...dude, I want to "validate" her sexuality, to show that underneath her facial scowls and judicial robe she is a fucking cum craving slut just like any woman in the latter part of her life...Yes, Da Burglar intends to seduce Judge Judy, and I believe I have a great chance to succeed. Keep me posted on the Date Guapo, I am stoked...