I generally read even the longer missives. I read quickly, I guess it doesn't bother me and the occasional opiate-fueled grand unifying theory generally beats more questions about courtney simpson.

one request. no more use of the word "HOTTT". it's gay.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits