Cassandra nailed Liz on her pointy little head. She was handy with a surfboard when the Zeitgeist was at high tide. But iike most of her ilk who first tasted fame in the 1980s, she only had half a song-and-dance to her game.

(I humbly apologize for the mangled metaphors ... it's late, and I am cold. I dare say Cassandra shows more intellect and prose talent that Wurtzel ever mustered)