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#140201 - 01/13/06 11:35 PM
MonStar must direct!!!
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Chronic Masturbator
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His first new line, Me Wompum Her Rectum!
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#140203 - 01/14/06 03:25 AM
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there is only one company i wanna direct for. ...and it looks like i just may.  shhhhhhhhh!
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#140204 - 01/14/06 03:26 AM
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His first new line, Me Wompum Her Rectum!
I was thinking "the little Injun that could" 
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#140205 - 01/14/06 07:55 AM
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there is only one company i wanna direct for.
...and it looks like i just may.
shhhhhhhhh!
Let me guess...the forthcoming Stormy Entertainment? 
Of course, if you can't wait for The Princess to get her plans off of the ground, I hear Red Light District is hiring right now. 
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#140207 - 01/14/06 02:19 PM
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LOL, joe and nautica were at the exquisite booth instead. However... i technically dont work there anymore as i am leaving L.A. on Feb 1st.
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#140208 - 01/14/06 02:21 PM
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Maybe he should shoot for Longshots company. 
Can I just say what a missed opportunity it was that none of the XPT crew removed the AMA sign and replaced it with a 'Sal Mckvey Productions' one...that would have been a picture!
Having said that though, the AMA shot is pretty priceless as it is. 
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#140209 - 01/14/06 02:25 PM
Re: MonStar must direct!!!
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they endend up at the distributors booth.. Exquisite.
they seem to have a decent future ahead of them and i wish them luck as I depart for new ventures.
new director coming in, new name.. see AdultFYI for details.
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#140210 - 01/14/06 08:57 PM
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I demand to see Monstar's debut as director: "I Go Peepee In Your Teepee". "DP In Your Teepee?" "Lick Em Scrotum And Totum?" "Go Blow Geronimo?" "Side Saddle?" [May need to film in Brazil for that one] "Too Brief Chief?" [i kinda like this one] "Geronimo My Hoe?" "Raw Squaw?" "Backdoor Squaw?" "Remember The Analmo?" [that's my favourite so far] "Gargle Your Wagons?" "Cherokee DP?" "I'm Sioux Horny?" "Navaho Ho Ho?" I've got a million of them. Rates are variable, so please enquire as to intellectual property, copyright etc.    Man, if you did any of those right it could be fair dinkum classic gold. The native American angle too, its marketting gold. Sets you out from the pack. You'll have limp-wristed sociology / history professors all over America writing about the ironies of the downtrodded native American finally turning the tables and raping [metaphorically] the white man [the collective white ppl] [and more literally white women] through porn, itself the ultimate subliminal subversive subjigating tool of societal rape and degradation. You'll have whichever US TV interviewers do that sort of thing up your arse. Turn on the angst, the pain, do a Belladonna, and you're home baby. Home! Money in the bank! And you don't have to pay my dad in pennies anymore! I think you could even invent a new Monstar speciality technique "scalping". It would have to worse than facials etc to get the bizz buzz. Can't shave the head, women with no [head] hair tend to be unerotic. I'll have to think about that one. Maybe rip off Max, like upside down girls head, gag them, then vomit down over their faces onto their SCALP! I can't say it has stroke value for me, but look what that kind of shit has done for Maxx over the years. The man is top 5 well known names in porn. Today, my mind, is like, on fire. I gotta get into the bizz as a creative consultant. Really. Or I may just have to continue suffering the ignomy of everyone assuming I'm a pathetic fanboy [not true]. 
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#140211 - 01/15/06 12:35 AM
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motherfucker. here i was all set to go the feature route but then i read that laundry list of titles, all of which are pure gold, BTW and in today's gonzo climate would sell like hotcakes.
damn. i even have a "move" ... the scalping. dood. this shit writes itself.
imagine of this shit takes off, and it prolly will, even more white eye porn chix will come out of the woodwork claiming a native heritage.
red will be the new black.
holy shit. it's hip 2 be red.
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#140213 - 01/15/06 06:11 PM
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when Jeri Curl comes back...
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#140214 - 01/15/06 09:23 PM
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. . . Mike Tyson's next comeback?
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#140215 - 01/15/06 10:06 PM
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motherfucker. here i was all set to go the feature route but then i read that laundry list of titles, all of which are pure gold, BTW and in today's gonzo climate would sell like hotcakes.
damn. i even have a "move" ...the scalping. dood. this shit writes itself.
imagine of this shit takes off, and it prolly will, even more white eye porn chix will come out of the woodwork claiming a native heritage.
red will be the new black.
holy shit. it's hip 2 be red.
Its been hip to be red for a long time. Like that episode of South Park where the two Mexican stoners get mistaken for Indians and white ppl come from everywhere to throw money at them to buy mystical native american tampons made from some special grass or some shit.
The point is, ppl go crazy for native american culture. Even here, o the native Americans are so wise and noble, anything they've ever done must be in tune with mother earth etc.
But its like Dave Chappelle says, "Everyone wants to be a nigga [indian], but no one wants to be a nigga [indian]".
Anways, the film. Imagine it. It would be Ben Hur. You've got city bred starlettes riding around bareback on horses, you've got teepees, you've got bows, arrows, axes, throw in a few cowboys.
It would be an absolute classic if you have the vision for it. Its got a touch of comedic value [without being a really lame porno comedy type film which are terrible 100% of the time], but you can still get some hot fuck action in, add the primal element of ye olden days and all that testosterone stoked horse riding and warring, and it will be top 20 all time films.
You're sitting on a goldmine!
Hey, just out of curiosity, what insulting slang is there for native American? I mean nigga is known all over the world, but I can't think of any words for Indians [well that's probably an insult in itself, hence Native American].
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#140217 - 01/15/06 11:35 PM
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I can tell you one thing NO native american wants to hear;"It's time to pay your bar tab" 
HEAR! HEAR! fuck all that. the best part about what i do is when the harlots by me drinks....
i'm drunk BTW. god bless harlots.
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#140219 - 01/15/06 11:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The point is, ppl go crazy for native american culture. Even here, o the native Americans are so wise and noble, anything they've ever done must be in tune with mother earth etc.
But its like Dave Chappelle says, "Everyone wants to be a nigga [indian], but no one wants to be a nigga [indian]".
Anways, the film. Imagine it. It would be Ben Hur. You've got city bred starlettes riding around bareback on horses, you've got teepees, you've got bows, arrows, axes, throw in a few cowboys.
It would be an absolute classic if you have the vision for it. Its got a touch of comedic value [without being a really lame porno comedy type film which are terrible 100% of the time], but you can still get some hot fuck action in, add the primal element of ye olden days and all that testosterone stoked horse riding and warring, and it will be top 20 all time films.
You're sitting on a goldmine!
i hear ya. i love that shit. i love my culture. i just wish i could find a real native chick. where the fuck is my pocahontas. all these bitches talk about "i'm native american" ....lick my cock. fucker. you irish.
...and blonde.
give me some hot redskin babe, in leather with long black (undyed) hair....that's my shit. yadig.
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Hey, just out of curiosity, what insulting slang is there for native American? I mean nigga is known all over the world, but I can't think of any words for Indians [well that's probably an insult in itself, hence Native American].
personally it takes a lot ot piss me off, so fuck it. but i can see some stupid shit like calling a football team the "redskins" fucked up. you wouldn't be calling some shit the "blackskins" with out having some deadwhite folk on ya hand now wouldja?
....bah. i'm all about the cooch. white & black woman love the red man. werd.
it's all good. 
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#140220 - 01/16/06 07:15 PM
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Yeah. You know over here we have a confectionary called redskins, its like individually wrapped say 5cm * 1cm red "candy", the rapper has pictures of injuns on it. Been around for years. We also had confectionary cigarrettes in a cigarrette like pack called "Fags", but they eventually changed it to "Fads". So "Redskins" OK, "Fags" not. Fag is slang for cigarette btw. Hmmm. 
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