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motherfucker. here i was all set to go the feature route but then i read that laundry list of titles, all of which are pure gold, BTW and in today's gonzo climate would sell like hotcakes.

damn. i even have a "move" ...the scalping. dood. this shit writes itself.


imagine of this shit takes off, and it prolly will, even more white eye porn chix will come out of the woodwork claiming a native heritage.

red will be the new black.

holy shit. it's hip 2 be red.

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Its been hip to be red for a long time. Like that episode of South Park where the two Mexican stoners get mistaken for Indians and white ppl come from everywhere to throw money at them to buy mystical native american tampons made from some special grass or some shit.

The point is, ppl go crazy for native american culture. Even here, o the native Americans are so wise and noble, anything they've ever done must be in tune with mother earth etc.

But its like Dave Chappelle says, "Everyone wants to be a nigga [indian], but no one wants to be a nigga [indian]".



Anways, the film. Imagine it. It would be Ben Hur. You've got city bred starlettes riding around bareback on horses, you've got teepees, you've got bows, arrows, axes, throw in a few cowboys.

It would be an absolute classic if you have the vision for it. Its got a touch of comedic value [without being a really lame porno comedy type film which are terrible 100% of the time], but you can still get some hot fuck action in, add the primal element of ye olden days and all that testosterone stoked horse riding and warring, and it will be top 20 all time films.


You're sitting on a goldmine!


Hey, just out of curiosity, what insulting slang is there for native American? I mean nigga is known all over the world, but I can't think of any words for Indians [well that's probably an insult in itself, hence Native American].