I demand to see Monstar's debut as director: "I Go Peepee In Your Teepee".

"DP In Your Teepee?"

"Lick Em Scrotum And Totum?"

"Go Blow Geronimo?"

"Side Saddle?" [May need to film in Brazil for that one]

"Too Brief Chief?" [i kinda like this one]

"Geronimo My Hoe?"

"Raw Squaw?"

"Backdoor Squaw?"

"Remember The Analmo?" [that's my favourite so far]

"Gargle Your Wagons?"

"Cherokee DP?"

"I'm Sioux Horny?"

"Navaho Ho Ho?"

I've got a million of them. Rates are variable, so please enquire as to intellectual property, copyright etc.




Man, if you did any of those right it could be fair dinkum classic gold.

The native American angle too, its marketting gold. Sets you out from the pack. You'll have limp-wristed sociology / history professors all over America writing about the ironies of the downtrodded native American finally turning the tables and raping [metaphorically] the white man [the collective white ppl] [and more literally white women] through porn, itself the ultimate subliminal subversive subjigating tool of societal rape and degradation.

You'll have whichever US TV interviewers do that sort of thing up your arse. Turn on the angst, the pain, do a Belladonna, and you're home baby. Home!

Money in the bank! And you don't have to pay my dad in pennies anymore!


I think you could even invent a new Monstar speciality technique "scalping". It would have to worse than facials etc to get the bizz buzz. Can't shave the head, women with no [head] hair tend to be unerotic. I'll have to think about that one.

Maybe rip off Max, like upside down girls head, gag them, then vomit down over their faces onto their SCALP! I can't say it has stroke value for me, but look what that kind of shit has done for Maxx over the years. The man is top 5 well known names in porn.


Today, my mind, is like, on fire. I gotta get into the bizz as a creative consultant. Really. Or I may just have to continue suffering the ignomy of everyone assuming I'm a pathetic fanboy [not true].