... I signed up at this hellhole -- a place so void of human decency that if Dahmer were still alive and Ramirez had access to the internet, they'd no doubt be members, if not mods.

In this past year I've laughed, cried and vommited over what has been posted here. But mostly I've laughed. Hard. And at some of the most disturbing shit ever purged from the human psyche. For that, I am grateful. To those who brought the funny (you should know who you are), I thank you.

To celebrate this most twisted of anniversaries, I'm going to buy myself a special gift. The ad says "If you deserve the very best in life, then set up a dream-come-true event of a lifetime." I do, and I will.

That's hilarious. You really know how to spoil yourself, huh? Surely you saw Lukes link to PSEs saying she flakes on her dates.

Glad to have you here.

Do you have to bring your own baseball bat or is that a package deal? Like some kind of a disposable kit with a Bill Buckner Louisville Slugger inside?