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#139877 - 01/12/06 09:45 AM
Cursed by a Christian.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Me and my friends saw the "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" booth at the AVN convention and went over to it because it was such a shocking name for a booth. We were laughing and joking, not knowing what they were all about. One of my friends also wanted a picture next to their poster. I was joking about going to hell for this, so I pulled my crucifix out and aimed it at the girls, because I thought they actually were involved in some sort of unholy porn.
The girls were laughing, joking and very friendly as they explained they were into getting people to try to quit porn. So everything's going fine, but then the angry little leprechaun in my attachment actually said to me, "Just take your picture and get the fuck out of here." I don't know who he is, but I know he's a part of their church because I saw him on their website. He cleared out of there as soon as I took his picture. I also told him that was no way for a Christian to talk. The girls were still really friendly, handing us pamphlets which we quickly dropped.
Steezo
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#139878 - 01/12/06 04:00 PM
Re: Cursed by a Christian.
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
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Was he after yer frosted lucky charms?  (I know that smiley ISNT a leprechaun, but it LOOKS like one)
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#139879 - 01/13/06 08:34 PM
Re: Cursed by a Christian.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I'm betting that little Brian Dennehy look-a-like is their webmaster. I keep posting a comment about this incident at their weblog and someone keeps deleting it.
Steve
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#139880 - 01/14/06 12:08 PM
Re: Cursed by a Christian.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/14/06
Posts: 79
Loc: Las Vegas, NV
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The XXX Church is there every year. They came by the Chicken Ranch Brothel booth and handed out their brochures while I was signing. I get a laugh out of them, because they strike me as being more into porn than most of us. I think they must go home and flog themselves at night after watching German porn. Kara Nox http://www.karanox.com
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#139881 - 01/14/06 07:21 PM
Re: Cursed by a Christian.
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
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Haha, yes. I can't get chix in real life because I'm an angry little red-headed gnome [hey he must be a webmaster!  ], so I prey on sexually repressed Christian girls. And then get really angry when punters start trying to hit on them. I've been working that angle for months buddy, I've been praising God on my knees with the girls for bloody hours at a time, whilst all this time I've been thinking about them being on their knees "praising" me, but in a different context. Get your own "in". Haha, how ironic. Hardcore porno girls acting like they really really truly honestly want to be pawed by the punters who just crawled out from under a rock, and the hardcore Christian girls doing the same. There was a stage in my life where I used to hit on hot mormon girls who'd come knocking. I got the impression most of them were 2 drinks away from taking it in the arse from me, the neighbour, the neighbour's dog etc. So I think [hey, hopefully being a hardcore porno site not too many devout religous nuts here] a lot of these Jesus freaks are really just sexually repressed and don't know what to do about it etc, and then there's a few who are smart enough to work off that to their own advantage.
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#139883 - 01/14/06 08:27 PM
Re: Cursed by a Christian.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/14/06
Posts: 79
Loc: Las Vegas, NV
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Cliche? Well, it wasn't intended to be. Besides, I'd gone bad before I transferred into the Catholic college. I'd been stripping for two years already when I enrolled, and I'd already done some amateur porn. No big deal. My high school was public. Kara Nox http://www.karanox.com
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#139885 - 01/15/06 01:56 PM
Re: Cursed by a Christian.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/14/06
Posts: 79
Loc: Las Vegas, NV
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Thanks. I didn't take offense.  Hopefully others agree with you about me selling lots of sex flicks. It's been slow going for me in this industry. I'm shooting tomorrow for Rockman Entertainment, and I'm meeting with a couple more companies this week. So here's hoping that I at least appear in more flicks. Anything beyond that is gravy. (The weight of those college loans is killing me! Catholic colleges are expensive!) I have a new "About Me" page. It's more of a FAQ page than anything else. Okay, I'm running late. I have to leave in a few minutes for LA. Kara Nox http://www.karanox.com
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