Haha, yes. I can't get chix in real life because I'm an angry little red-headed gnome [hey he must be a webmaster! ], so I prey on sexually repressed Christian girls.

And then get really angry when punters start trying to hit on them. I've been working that angle for months buddy, I've been praising God on my knees with the girls for bloody hours at a time, whilst all this time I've been thinking about them being on their knees "praising" me, but in a different context. Get your own "in".

Haha, how ironic. Hardcore porno girls acting like they really really truly honestly want to be pawed by the punters who just crawled out from under a rock, and the hardcore Christian girls doing the same.


There was a stage in my life where I used to hit on hot mormon girls who'd come knocking. I got the impression most of them were 2 drinks away from taking it in the arse from me, the neighbour, the neighbour's dog etc.

So I think [hey, hopefully being a hardcore porno site not too many devout religous nuts here] a lot of these Jesus freaks are really just sexually repressed and don't know what to do about it etc, and then there's a few who are smart enough to work off that to their own advantage.