She's the really hot one on the left.

Also, greetings from Alaska. Me and my buddy Nate flew down and went to the expo & AVN show. Overall, we thought the AVN show kind of sucked except for the red carpet (were we supposed to be there?). I got a girl at our table to invite us to a couple of afterparties and then Nate said something to piss her off and she left. I mean, she completely walked out and left the awards. Anyway, if I go back next year, I just want to go the the expo. It was a lot of fun to meet all the girls.

In my picture, you'll note the cup of ice water. That, plus the millions of bottles of water we saw at the show prompted us to assume everyone was rolling on X.

Funniest moment of our weekend: Nate saw a girl on the 2nd stage (the one that's like 30 feet up) at Treasures. He forgot he was in a strip club and asked me: "Why is that girl up there dancing all by herself?" The next thing I know, I see him climb the spiral staircase, go up to the top and start dancing with the girl. Then I heard, "Security to the 2nd level!" We got kicked out, but the bouncers thought it was pretty hilarious. They weren't even mad, they just said, "Buddy, you take the cake."